Oh, I'm not sure anything can surprise me at this point.
I wish to request asylum.
Well, it seems I was wrong again.
“New Order, Part 2” · Season 8, Episode 2
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (6), Daniel Jackson (2), Thor (2), Elizabeth Weir (2), Samantha Carter (1), Camulus (1)
What's the last thing you remember?
Getting my head sucked by one of those dang... Ancient... head suckers...And something about twins.
[O'Neill regains consciousness, realizing Teal'c is no longer bald]
Teal'c. What's with the hair?
O'Neill.
Thor. You got aspirin?
You should feel better momentarily, and your memory will slowly return.
[Pause]
Teal'c. What's with the hair?
Sweet. What is it?
We don't know, you made it.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
You accessed the Ancient knowledge in your mind and instructed the ship's computer to design it.
Doesn't mean I know what it is.
You have to try, Jack.
[O'Neill looks uncertain, then approaches the weapon. He looks at it from several angles, then pokes at it uncertainly.]
[After a moment, as though comprehension has struck him] Ah!
[O'Neill turns to the others]
Yeah, I got nothin'.
[O'Neill is mowing down Replicators with his new weapon]
Who's your daddy!
The Pentagon has convinced the President that there is one man who could run the SGC and make it politically viable from an international perspective, despite the fact that he is part of the American military establishment.
Do we know this ... shrub?
Well, you know him rather well ... Brigadier General Jack O’Neill.
[Stunned] Me?!
Yeah, you.
Brigadier ... it’s on my list.
Congratulations.
I should be clear... I like the promotion, paycheck and the parking spot. But I don’t really wanna be in charge of anything. No.
I've spent my whole life stickin' it to the Man. If I do this, I'll be the Man. I don't think I can be the Man.
If you don’t take the job, we could end up with someone much worse. [Jack looks at her] Ok... that didn’t come out right...
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