A character in Stargate SG-1
Played by Richard Dean Anderson
Stargate SG-1 · 1,358 quotes
Most-quoted character in Stargate SG-1: in 752 of its 1,358 quotes
Most scenes with: Daniel Jackson (209), Samantha Carter (189), Teal'c (101)
Uh, what do we do if Thor doesn't show up? [Thor beams aboard the ship] Never mind.
Well, it's about time!
I apologize for not coming sooner. [angrily] Loki, what have you done?
Yeah, it seems he's been playing Dr. Moreau behind your back
Yes. Dr. Moreau.
Col. O'NeillIt's time for Plan B.
We have a Plan B?
Col. O'NeillNo, but it's time for one.
Col. O'NeillFraiser says that Teal'c needs a pep talk. I've been practicing in front of a mirror for an hour now.
Not peppy enough?
Col. O'NeillNo, not really.
We need a distraction
Grenades?
Col. O'NeillThink Bigger
Claymores?
Col. O'Neill[looking up at the dry dock with an unfinished mothership] Much bigger!
[Kendrick and his son Nevin have taken in O'Neill and Teal'c for the night]
How many planets have you been to?
Col. O'NeillI don't know. Lots.
More than ten?
Col. O'NeillYeah.
More than twenty?
Col. O'NeillYes.
More than thirty?
Col. O'NeillYeah.
More than forty?
Col. O'NeillYes.
More than fifty?
Col. O'NeillMaybe.
Nevin, let the poor man eat.
It's more than fifty, isn't it?
Col. O'Neill[quietly, to Teal'c] Think it's too late to pitch a tent?
Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.
Col. O'NeillI dare you to say that again.
Whoa. What's this? [uncovers a crate full of primitive tools] Artifacts?
Yes.
You found all this and you—you didn't contact me?
We were going to.
They've been moved.
[annoyed] Well, they were in the way.
Col. O'NeillDaniel, go to your happy place.
[earnestly] Colonel, you don't understand. Unas are territorial, and when provoked, they can be extremely dangerous.
[to O'Neill] Is he always like this?
Col. O'NeillYeah, pretty much.
[handing Carter a thick binder] Major Carter, if you are to be my co-pilot, you will need to know how the ship works.
What is this? [she opens the binder and begins to leaf through]
A complete operations manual for the Seberus, I had it translated for you.
Thank you!
Col. O'Neill[looking at the manual over Carter's shoulder] That's not our language!
It's mine, Sir.
I will go myself and pick one up after I get back from escorting Col. O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Teal'c to the Hebridan capital building.
Col. O'NeillT, you coming?
Major Carter has requested that I remain, so that I may assist her.
Col. O'NeillShe did?
I did? Yes. Thank you.
I do not wish to disappoint Major Carter
Col. O'NeillYes... I know the feeling.
It's an energy-based weapon, sir. It could, potentially, replace the missiles on the X-303.
Col. O'NeillPhaser?
More like a photon torpedo.
[Speaking of the Hak'tyl]
I can't help but think of the ancient Greek amazon mythos.
Col. O'NeillYes. Me too.
They were female warriors who occasionally captured men from other tribes in order to mate with them. Would often, um, would sometimes remove their right breasts so they could more easily fire a bow and arrow.
Col. O'NeillI see neither bow nor arrow.
No.
Col. O'NeillWait, you don't s'pose that's why they want us, do you? You know, the three of us.
To...to mate with? No, I don't think so.
Col. O'NeillCause you know me, I'm all for helping people.
[laughing] Oh, God!
Not much faith in Plan A?
Col. O'NeillSince when has Plan A ever worked?
Col. O'Neill[To Ramius] Greetings! Well, uh, I know how this looks. So, I think it's important we clear up any misunderstanding right away. We did not come to kill you. Honest. Am I right!? The fact is, and this is the fun part, we actually came to save your ass...es. All your asses. Do you see the irony? All right, there's this guy out there, big guy, big guy in a black suit. None too fond of you Goa'ulds. Well, anyway, he's the one we're after, not you. So if you want to let us go, we'll be on our way, to save the world another da—you're not buying this, are you?
Jaffa, Move Out!
[Ramius and his guards leave]
That went well.
Col. O'NeillThat went well.
[pointing to the Ancient device] Is that that thing that made that guy do that thing?
Yeah, it's okay, it's off now.
Col. O'NeillGood. That's good.
Yeah, at least we think it's off. It's not glowing anymore so…
Glowing thing really gives it away, so if it's not glowing anymore it shouldn't be on anymore.
[to Daniel] Do you want to hold it?
Nope. [moves away]
(laughs) That's crazy!
Daniel JacksonMichael Shanks · 433 quotes
Samantha CarterAmanda Tapping · 349 quotes
Teal'cChristopher Judge · 180 quotes
Cameron MitchellBen Browder · 128 quotes
Vala Mal DoranClaudia Black · 90 quotes
George HammondDon S. Davis · 77 quotes
Jacob CarterCarmen Argenziano · 32 quotes
Bra'tacTony Amendola · 26 quotes
Hank LandryBeau Bridges · 25 quotes
Jonas QuinnCorin Nemec · 24 quotes
Martin LloydWillie Garson · 21 quotes
Ba'alCliff Simon · 17 quotes
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