Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Lt. Elliot

Maybe not sir, but I am looking forward to meeting the Tok'ra

Col. O'Neill

You'll get over it

Jacob

[to Jackson] Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.

I thought you said he'd be going in as a slave?

Jacob

The System Lord Yu.

Little joke there.

Col. O'Neill

[sarcastic] Funny!

(in a female voice) I'm cutting power to the base. The energy signature would give away our position. Now they'll have to resort to random bombardment.

Col. O'Neill

Well, that's encouraging.

(in a female voice) We will die before we give up our secrets.

Col. O'Neill

You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does not include us dying.

Maj. Carter

That's it. I'm done.

Col. O'Neill

How do we know if its working?

Maj. Carter

Well, I guess we'll know if someone comes and rescues us.

Maj. Carter

The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end-to-end to be approximately 137 kilometers.

Col. O'Neill

I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.

Col. O'Neill

And when Earth gets hit by that rock and we're all wiped out, that's gonna be unfortunate too?

Freyr

Very.

Col. O'Neill

... and after that I kinda lost my temper.

What exactly does that mean?

Daniel Jackson

Let's just say Jack made a reference to Freyr's mother.

Col. O'Neill

Ah, they'll fix it up.

Daniel Jackson

I'm confident.

Col. O'Neill

Me too.

Teal'c

As am I.

Maj. Carter

We're about ready to attempt an engine start, sir.

Col. O'Neill

Yeah fine. Assume there isn't one what?

Maj. Carter

Recall device.

Col. O'Neill

The X301? That was you guys?

You have to admit it performed beautifully right up until the point you and Teal'c were sent into deep space.

Col. O'Neill

Yeah!

Maj. Carter

Well I'm just slightly concerned that if we push them too hard, and they burn out before we reach escape velocity that… we'll come crashing back to the planet.

Daniel Jackson

I'm confident.

Col. O'Neill

Me too.

Teal'c

As am I.

Col. O'Neill

So, what happens when that bomb goes off?

Maj. Carter

Well, the explosion will be enhanced by the naqahdah, probably to the force of a small nova. This close to Earth, it would be enough to set the atmosphere on fire and boil the oceans.

Col. O'Neill

Okay, this was not in the movie.

Col. O'Neill

You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb, and I think we should say something to somebody about it when we get back.

Maj. Carter

I agree sir.

Col. O'Neill

Deliverance...Do you guys have any idea what happened to the guys in that movie?

Bra'tac

I do not.

K'tano

I honor he who would kill his god. And to his brethren of the Tau'ri. Slayers of Ra, Hathor, Setesh, Heru'ur, Sokar, Cronus and Apophis.

Col. O'Neill

Well, somebody's been keeping score! Col. Jack O'Neill.

K'tano

A familiar name. Cursed by every Goa'uld. Imhotep himself declared your days were numbered.

Col. O'Neill

Well, that's fine. As long as it's a very big number.

Daniel Jackson

"Tek Ma Tae" is a greeting of respect.

Col. O'Neill

(Shakes head) OK

Daniel Jackson

I'm just saying.

Col. O'Neill

I don't care.

Daniel Jackson

Okay.

This is Samantha Carter, Daniel, and their leader Colonel O'Neill. Tek Ma Tae.

Col. O'Neill

Back at ya.

Dr. Jackson

(Looks at Jack with triumph)

Backacha.