Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

K'tano

I see you are one who speaks your mind, O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill

Yes, which is why I don't say much.

Col. O'Neill

Well, they have no problem with dying. I do.

Daniel Jackson

You have a problem with dying, or that they have no problem with dying?

Col. O'Neill

Both...I think

Col. O'Neill

What are you doing?!

He does not know fear!

Col. O'Neill

Yeah, well, he knows stupid!

Col. O'Neill

Now what?

Maj. Carter

I don't know. I mean the power cells should be fully charged. As far as I can tell there isn't an on switch. It's possible the power was depleted for too long.

Col. O'Neill

Why don't you kiss her?

Maj. Carter

There's a pulse.

Daniel Jackson

It has a heartbeat?

Col. O'Neill

It has a heart?

Dr. Jackson

I don't think she knows she's a robot.

Col. O'Neill

Okay, how is that possible?

Dr. Jackson

Well, the last time your consciousness was downloaded into an android, you didn't figure it out right away.

Daniel Jackson

She's kind of hard to pin down in a conversation, her attention wanders. It's like she has the mind of a child.

Col. O'Neill

What?

Daniel Jackson

Okay, Reece, you know that there are different kinds of people, right?

Yes.

Daniel Jackson

In fact there are many different kinds of life forms.

This is boring.

Col. O'Neill

I'm starting to identify with this girl more and more.

Daniel Jackson

I don't think she meant to hurt me. I just don't think she liked what I was saying.

Col. O'Neill

I don't like most of what you say. I try to resist the urge to shove you through a wall.

Colonel, you said to look for anything uncharacteristic of the indigenous technology, right?

Col. O'Neill

I would never say anything like that.

Daniel Jackson

You stupid sonovabitch.

Col. O'Neill

Hey. You're welcome.

Daniel Jackson

You didn't have to shoot her.

Col. O'Neill

Yes, I did.

Daniel Jackson

She was shutting them down.

Col. O'Neill

I had no way of knowing that and neither did you.

Daniel Jackson

They didn't stop because you shot her. They stopped because she told them to.

Col. O'Neill

Carter said she was losing control. Now if just one of those damn things got out of this base, developed its own personality, we would be royally screwed.

Daniel Jackson

You just killed the only chance we'll ever have of stopping them.

I'll say this again: I don't like the thought of going into this unarmed.

Col. O'Neill

And…I don't care.

[sarcastically] I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.

Daniel Jackson

[holding up his knife, sarcastically] Yeah, which end do the bullets go in again?

Daniel Jackson

Just out of curiosity, how many years did you take off their sentence if they managed to fix this?

Col. O'Neill

Actually, they'll get a few more years out of this.

Daniel Jackson

More?

Col. O'Neill

They were on death row.

I will draft a letter to the Kelownan leader—

Col. O'Neill

General, you cannot capitulate to these people. They are lying bastards.

Col. O'Neill

I only agreed to bring that letter so I could see you.

Jonas

Why?

Col. O'Neill

Because Daniel is dying.

Jonas

And you're looking for someone to blame?

Col. O'Neill

I'm not gonna let you tarnish his name. See, I don't care what that stuff is worth, to anyone. My government will admit Daniel is guilty over my dead body.