Bubble Bass quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Squidward

Thanks for the ride!

Bubble Bass

[holding up egg salad sandwich] And the egg salad sandwiches. [shoves the sandwich into his mouth]

You folks are lucky! I was just heading into the city to pick up the new Farmer's Almanac!

Bubble Bass

To celebrate, I think I will have another one of those sandwiches. [reaches down into his seat]

Squidward

Whoa! You just ate!

Bubble Bass

I can almost reach. [plane bends]

Squidward

Whoa!

Stop shaking the plane or I'll pull this thing right over! [The plane breaks in half, and the back half with Squidward and Bubble Bass falls off.] Thank you. Much better.

Dirty Bubble

Yes, I'm free!

Bubble Bass

The Dirty Bubble!

Dirty Bubble

You chewing that crusty gum has freed me from Mermaid Man's bubblegum trap! What's your name, my bulbous buddy?

Bubble Bass

My name is Bubble Bass.

Dirty Bubble

What a perfect name for my new sidekick. Or should I say, in-sidekick? [swallows Bubble Bass and spits the tub out]

Bubble Bass

[screaming and stretching in the Dirty Bubble] Let me out!

Dirty Bubble

[laughs evilly as he retracts to fit Bubble Bass' shape] As a reward for releasing me, you're my new partner in crime.

Mama Bass

[opens bathroom door while holding a basket of laundry] What's going on in--? Huh? Bubble Bass, you're even filthier than before you took a bath!

Bubble Bass

It's not my fault, Mother. I'm trapped inside this foul felon!