Pearl quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Gal Pals, we have to save SpongeBob!

SKSandy, Karen, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl

[whimpering] Gal Pals. [The girls break through the front door to rescue SpongeBob. But, to their relief and surprise, the old lady turns out to be a sales lady giving SpongeBob pinecones on a stick.]

SpongeBob

Wow! [the old lady gives SpongeBob a pinecone on a stick] Ooh, another pinecone on a stick! I love it. [takes it and gets another one from the old lady] Wow! [takes another pinecone on a stick] I'm gonna get one of these for each of the Gal Pals.

SKSandy, Karen, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl

[confused] Huh?

[laughs in relief] It's only a cabin-to-cabin country sales lady. Not Flibberty Gibbet at all.

FGFlibberty Gibbet

[off-screen] Did someone say my name? [the girls turn and see her for real this time] Hi, gals!

SKSandy, Karen, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl

Flibberty Gibbet! [scream in horror as they run out of the cabin and into the woods]

FGFlibberty Gibbet

I—I just wanted to say all's forgiven!

SpongeBob

[follows the girls] Hey, wait! You'll need my lucky peanut!

SKSandy, Karen, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl

Gal Pals! [crash onto the screen] [The words "The End" is shown and the episode ends.]

S12 A Cabin in the Kelp

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[The episode begins at the Chum Bucket where Plankton struggles to build his new invention.]

Karen, can you give me a hand with my new Dodanatron?

Karen

Sorry Sheldon, I'm off to visit my Motherboard. [leaves the Chum Bucket]

[gasps, runs after Karen] Wait! How am I supposed to get anything done without you?

Karen

Don't worry, I put up Help Wanted flyers for an intern. See? [throws intern flyer, and it flies until it hits Plankton's eye]

[sees flyer] Ooh. "INTERN WANTED." Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs? [crumbles flyer] I'm a mad scientist! If getting help was that easy, I wouldn't have built a computer wife!

PPerson

Is this where I apply for the intern job?

[Plankton sees the newly-formed line for his new intern job and gets an exhausted look on his face. Bubble transition to inside the Chum Bucket.]

Ahem. Hello and welcome to Chum Bucket Labs. As an intern, you will gain valuable work experience and a sub-minimum wage. [the crowd sighs and leaves, leaving only Patrick] Well that narrowed it down.

Patrick

I wanna do the science!

[quietly] Oh boy. [bubble transition] Okay, let's see how ya handle scientific equipment. This is my Duplo Maker! It's very, very simple.

Patrick

Oh, like me!

[takes out a coin] Just put this coin in the chamber-

Patrick

Gotcha! [grabs the coin and squishes Plankton]

Ow! No! Just the coin, you idiot! [gasps as Patrick steps inside the machine]

[The Duplo Maker creates a ton of Patrick doubles. It is no longer duplicating, as the door opens and many Patrick clones appear. Plankton then screams and runs as a Patrick double tries to land on him, but fails.]

Oh.

PCPatrick clones

Do we get the job?

I'll tell ya what ya get. [takes out a remote] You get out! [pushes the button on the remote, and a robot hand with a glove smacks the Patrick clones out of the Chum Bucket]

PCPatrick clone #1

Hi, I'm Patrick.

PCPatrick clone #2

No, I'm Patrick.

PCPatrick clone #3

Who's Patrick?

Well, great. Not a single applicant left.

Pearl

Hello? I'm still here.

[shouting as his iris turns into a whale] Whale! [Pearl steps closer to him as he climbs up to his desk] No! Not you! Whales eat Plankton!

Pearl

I don't eat Plankton. That's baby food. I'm just here for the job.

Really? You're not gonna eat me?

Pearl

Eww, no! I just need money, but my dad's such a skinflint with my allowance.

Alright, you're hired. Whatever.

S12 Plankton's Intern

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[Downtown, a big building is seen. Pearl and Narlene look up at it And Pearl follows, but stops once she notices the automatic glass door.]

Huh? Ooh! [She sticks her foot out and opens the door. She pulls it back, and the door closes. She does this repeatedly, crushing a customer between the doors.] These here automatic doors sure is frilly, but we hillfolk do things a little more polite-like. [She rips off one of the doors.] Right this way, sir! [A crushed customer groans "thank you" and crawls inside, and Lady Upturn is standing besides Narlene, watching the customer crawl. She turns to Narlene.]

Excuuuuse me? What do you think you're doing?

Uh, holdin' the door? Here, you try! [She drops the door on Lady Upturn, crushing her. Pearl walks in.]

Pearl

[concerned] Narlene, that's Lady Upturn! [She flips the door and helps Lady Upturn get up, then laughs nervously.] I'm so sorry. She's new in town. [takes out her diamond card] But we'll be good shoppers, I swear! [Lady Upturn inspects the card with a diamond-studded magnifier.]

Hmm, yes. Carry on, [patting their heads] my little consumers. [grabs their shirts] But here at Upturn's, we take shopping seriously.

NPNarlene and Pearl

[nodding] Okay. [They sprint off.]

[Pearl and Narlene go to Upturn'd Nose, a perfume department.]

S13 Upturn Girls

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You, young ladies, do not belong here. Especially [points to Narlene] her.

[confused] Uh?

Pearl

So what if my friend doesn't do things the way city people do? At least she's not a stuck-up snob like [points] you!

[offended] Oh!

Pearl

Besides, we cetacean sisters always stick together! [She squeezes Narlene, causing her to stick out her tongue, which has a wad of gum on it. She smiles at Narlene.]

[happy] Ah!

S13 Upturn Girls

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Slappy

[with a bag of popcorn] Oh, my. I hope he isn't too hurt. [eats popcorn, chuckles]

[jumps down to Santa] Santa, talk to me, big fella. [grabs him]

SSanta

[groans, disoriented] Mrs. Claus, the Easter Bunny is here to see you. [points to Sandy]