A character in South Park
Officer Barbarady
South Park · 1,569 quotes
In 3 of the 1,569 quotes from South Park
Most scenes with: Kyle Broflovski (2)
[Officer Barbarady, who is at the time illiterate, finds a note saying "another chicken gets it tomorrow." He is then asked what it says]
Oh, it says... "Sorry I had sex with the chicken! I won't do it again, bye-bye!" Well, there you have it, case closed.
Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of its garbage, and because of this piece of shoot, I'm never reading again.
Hooray for Barbarady!
The Chickenfucker struck again last night.
Oh, no!
Oh Mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the "Chicken Lover."
This time, he made love to Carla Weathers' prize chicken. She's catatonic.
Who? Carla Weathers or the chicken?
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