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S3 E2

South Park · Season 3, Episode 2

Priest Maxi, Stan and others in “Spontaneous Combustion”

Good. Boys, how would you like to perform the Stations of the Cross this Friday night?

The what?

It's like a skit, where you re-enact the death and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Hey, res-erection! That's what my dad needs!

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Kyle“I just want a nurection so I can...” Stan“Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!” Stan“That's the fifth store we've been kicked out...” Kyle“So Jesus died and then three days later...”

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