Token quotes from South Park

I have to end this curse, fellas. It's gettin' worse every day. Last night the mummy attacked my parents, and it said I was being narcissistic. It has no reason. No logic! One minute it's destroying everything, and the next it's sending me selfies like nothing ever happened. Look! [shows the selfies taken by the mummy on his phone] This whole thing is so crazy it's starting to make me think I'm crazy!

Well, it is a little crazy how much you talk about the mummy.

It's a freaking mummy! Wouldn't you talk about it?!

We're just saying, Butters, that sometimes it all seems a little codependent.

Yeah, like you and the mummy need to do your own things sometimes.

I would love that, but I don't have a choice! I swear, you guys. Mummies can smell fun! Whenever I'm somewhere, and I actually start havin' a good time, I get a call or a text from the mummy sayin' "Hey, what are you doin'?" Like it knows.

Well, you're kinda havin' fun now, aren't you?

Yeah. It is fun to get away and just talk to you guys. [the mummy pops up outside] Oh, gosh darn it. [leaves the table]