Butters, Stan and others in “Tegridy Farms Halloween Special”

Butters

I have to end this curse, fellas. It's gettin' worse every day. Last night the mummy attacked my parents, and it said I was being narcissistic. It has no reason. No logic! One minute it's destroying everything, and the next it's sending me selfies like nothing ever happened. Look! [shows the selfies taken by the mummy on his phone] This whole thing is so crazy it's starting to make me think I'm crazy!

Stan

Well, it is a little crazy how much you talk about the mummy.

Butters

It's a freaking mummy! Wouldn't you talk about it?!

Kyle

We're just saying, Butters, that sometimes it all seems a little codependent.

Cartman

Yeah, like you and the mummy need to do your own things sometimes.

Butters

I would love that, but I don't have a choice! I swear, you guys. Mummies can smell fun! Whenever I'm somewhere, and I actually start havin' a good time, I get a call or a text from the mummy sayin' "Hey, what are you doin'?" Like it knows.

Token

Well, you're kinda havin' fun now, aren't you?

Butters

Yeah. It is fun to get away and just talk to you guys. [the mummy pops up outside] Oh, gosh darn it. [leaves the table]