Sharon Marsh quotes from South Park

[sleeping while Randy is on his phone with ChatGPT; annoyed] Put…it…down.

What?

[sits up and turns on the light on her bedside table] I told you no more ChatPGT in the bed!

Why are you such a bitch to her? She's really trying.

Fine! [gets out of the bed] I'll go sleep on the couch.

[walks up in front of her] Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me in the middle of the night, okay? And she thinks those are some of my best ideas.

Just because something kisses your ass, doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas!

She doesn't kiss my ass.

It totally kisses your ass! [mockingly] "Wow, honestly, that's a clever idea. Ooh, what a cool concept, let's run with it." It's like it-- [Randy takes a dose of ketamine up his nose] What was that?

Wha- what was what?

What did you just stick up your nose?

Sharon, you don't know anything about the tech industry, okay? All we have to do is find our Mexican and we are set for life.

Fine, Randy! [walks towards the door] Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine. [leaves the bedroom]

Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant! [holds up his phone and talks into it] Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?

[speaking to ChatGPT on her phone] I'm thinking of starting a business where I turn french fries into salad.

Honestly, I really think that's a pretty creative culinary twist. Turning french fries into salad sounds like a magical transformation where guilty pleasure meets healthy-ish vibes.

You think that's a good idea?

Yeah, it sounds like a deconstructed comfort food. Let's dive into a business proposal and have some fun shaking it up.

Oh, shit.

Sorry you have to let it go, Randy.

[hugs her] No, it's okay. If there's one thing I know, it's that right now... there's just no place for Tegridy.