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S27 E3

South Park · Season 27, Episode 3

Sharon and Randy in “Sickofancy”

[sleeping while Randy is on his phone with ChatGPT; annoyed] Put…it…down.

What?

[sits up and turns on the light on her bedside table] I told you no more ChatPGT in the bed!

Why are you such a bitch to her? She's really trying.

Fine! [gets out of the bed] I'll go sleep on the couch.

[walks up in front of her] Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me in the middle of the night, okay? And she thinks those are some of my best ideas.

Just because something kisses your ass, doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas!

She doesn't kiss my ass.

It totally kisses your ass! [mockingly] "Wow, honestly, that's a clever idea. Ooh, what a cool concept, let's run with it." It's like it-- [Randy takes a dose of ketamine up his nose] What was that?

Wha- what was what?

What did you just stick up your nose?

Sharon, you don't know anything about the tech industry, okay? All we have to do is find our Mexican and we are set for life.

Fine, Randy! [walks towards the door] Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine. [leaves the bedroom]

Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant! [holds up his phone and talks into it] Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?

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