AAnnouncer
On the next Mackenzie Stalls, backed up passions overflow.
I thought we were destined to be together. Now I can never forgive you. You left the toilet seat up!
It was a moment of weakness, but I'm not the only one with a secret shame.
Yes! You forgot to flush.
AAnnouncer
Lack of hygiene leads to lack of trust.
I can't hold it in anymore. Tell me the truth. Did you wash your hands?
NicoOf course I did.
Nico
Ohhh!
AAnnouncer
And someone didn't read the writing on stall.
You're not welcome here, Mackenzie.
Why? Because I'm richer than you?
No, because this is the girls bathroom.
And you're zipper is open.
AAnnouncer
In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two. Mackenzie Stalls.
Starring Chad Dylan Pooper.
(watching the sketch and becomes furious) Pooper?! Oh, it's on! Plunger! (catches a plunger thrown at him and walks away)
I told you that if we made fun of Mackenzie Falls on our show they would get back at us.
Nico
I don't care. Doing that Mackenzie Stalls sketch was worth getting plunged in the head.
Look at me. I'm a toilet unicorn.
Yeah, well at least you got the front half. (turns and there's a plunger on her butt)
You know what I think? Our humiliation calls for major retaliation. I'm talking glue,fire ants,and a sizzling fajita. Who's with me?
No. No more revenge. No more retaliation. No more fajitas.
If you’ll excuse me, it’s time to say buenos noches to señor smoothie.(walks away)
Nico
Chad, watch out! There's a snake!
[screams like a girl]
Nico
There... really was a snake.
He has got to learn how to trust.
[Chad screams again]
(watching the video on Zora's camera and sees herself sleep walking and destroying Senor Smoothie) I must have been sleepwalking. I must have been the one who broke the heater and Grady's GameGuy. Oooh and killed Senor Smoothie. I'm Candy Face. I'm Candy Face! I'm Candy Face! And I'm destroying the evidence. (throws the camera against a stump and breaks it)
Nico
What was that?!
Ahhh! (throws the camera and her gloves on the ground) It's Candy Face!
Candy Face! She- he- it broke your camera!
It's like the monster is deliberately destroying everything that's important to us!
And yet he gently deposits you.
Let me guess, Candy Face... broke the camera. There's no evidence to prove it you guys are right. One of you is responsible for this and I'm pretty sure it's-
No, no, no! (crying and hugs Chad) Chad, Chad, Chad! It happened right in front of me and it was so scary. The only thing I could think of was if only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us.
He is (holds Sonny) and he will.
I believe that she's not a good enough actor to lie this convincingly.
DDevon
I'm sorry I accused you guys of stealing my electric man scaping device.
I'm sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game Guy.
Nico
I'm sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.
PPenelope
And I'm sorry you don't realize what league you're in.
You see what's happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done. So we can just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around it, bring it back to the studio because together we can-
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Yeah!
Or we can capture him and rehabilitate him.
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
NO!
Everybody in to the Mac Falls tent. We'll huddle there for safety tonight. Tomorrow, our first trust exercise is weapon building!
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls Cast
Whoo! (everyone goes inside the tent)
We're hunting monsters! (hugs) Sonny, this is the best retreat ever! (leaves)
(starts sleepwalking with a blanket and candy on her face that makes her look like she's wearing a mask) Roar! (knocks the table down)
(walks towards the Mackenzie Falls tent)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
(wake up) Candy Face!
(disgusted) It's ripping her hair out!
(pouring the water out of the pot)
Nico
Brain juice....
NGNico and Grady
(throw up)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Ewwww!
Those are my seal skin slippers!
Well if it isn't the face of geezer hatred.
We all saw it, didn't we kids?
Nico
Did you bring the kids here to boo us?
No, we came here to thank you.
Yeah, because for just a minute their fear of clowns took a backseat to their grandparents tears. My grandma called me, told me not to watch the show, told her it was ok I already didn't.
You know someday someones gonna expose you for the jerk you are [Pulls off Chad's hood and sees the hair curlers] OH MY GOSH!
[Tries to cover his hair] OH MY GOSH!
No. Girls wear curlers. These are my...Healthy hair rods.
Ha ha ha. My follicle consultant has me wearing them to keep my hair happy...and attached to my scalp.
Your worried about losing you hair? But your seventeen.
Buddy was seventeen and before he knew it it was melon!
Which is why, in the spirit of full disclosure--
Nico
I mean the only thing that you possibly do that would be a bigger betrayal would be if you were dating Chad!
(nervously laughs along) Me too!
Nico
I know, it's hilarious...."Chad".
So, what did you want to disclosure us about?
You asked which hurt more you being over the Falls or you canceling our date and it was definitely you canceling our date. Not really a toughie at all.
Thanks. That's very...Mackenzie of you.
Thanks. so you never did actually give me a reason why you called off our date.
Well it's sort of like you said when you date me you date So Random, and they can be a little--
What are you guys doing here?
(angrily) I found change!
(gasps) It's worse then we thought!
Nico
Flowers, a Mack Falls box set, and a photo of Chad holding some flowers... and a Mack Falls box set!
(pretends to be surprised and fake gasps) Chad?!
Well, it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
It's okay, Sonny. I am not ashamed to tell them the truth.
No. But I might be! What are you doing?
Trust me. (walks over to Chad)
Chad came here tonight bearing gifts for me, because...
Sonny's mother is also... my mother.
The patient is critical. We need to get him into the operation room CHAD!
What? No. I said STAT. As in we need to get him into the operation room CHAD!
Nico
(gets up from the gurney) I heard it too.
Even the dead guy heard it.
You know what? Okay this is ridiculous.
You people are hearing things.
(same time with Chad) I did not say Chad.
(same time with Sonny) I did not say Sonny.
So what do you think was up with the slip of the tongue this morning?
(getting food but not looking at Sonny) They're watching.
(getting food too but not looking at Chad) Yeah. I know. Act natural.
Good call. Just follow my lead.
What say you good woman? Were these freshly picked this fine morn?
I said act natural not Amish. This is silly. Why don't we just tell people that we have a date tonight?
Bad idea. You know how much our two shows hate each other. If they find out we're going on a date they'll think it's okay for them and then- (shakes his head)
You don't think those guys like each other, do you?
Nico
Maybe. I mean look at them trying to act all discreet.
Well, I happen to be a keen reader of lips. So whatever they're trying to say, they might as well say it to me.
Well I'm getting us a limo-
Apparently he's getting a pillow.
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