Chloe quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Chloe

It's gonna blow!

Chloe

Poop to your left! Poop to your left!

Grady

I can't 'go' with people watching.

Sonny

(watching the video on Zora's camera and sees herself sleep walking and destroying Senor Smoothie) I must have been sleepwalking. I must have been the one who broke the heater and Grady's GameGuy. Oooh and killed Senor Smoothie. I'm Candy Face. I'm Candy Face! I'm Candy Face! And I'm destroying the evidence. (throws the camera against a stump and breaks it)

Nico

What was that?!

Sonny

Ahhh! (throws the camera and her gloves on the ground) It's Candy Face!

Sonny

Candy Face! She- he- it broke your camera!

Zora

It's like the monster is deliberately destroying everything that's important to us!

Tawni

And yet he gently deposits you.

Chad

Let me guess, Candy Face... broke the camera. There's no evidence to prove it you guys are right. One of you is responsible for this and I'm pretty sure it's-

Sonny

No, no, no! (crying and hugs Chad) Chad, Chad, Chad! It happened right in front of me and it was so scary. The only thing I could think of was if only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us.

Chad

He is (holds Sonny) and he will.

Chloe

You believe her?

Chad

I believe that she's not a good enough actor to lie this convincingly.

Sonny

(nods)

I'm sorry I accused you guys of stealing my electric man scaping device.

Grady

I'm sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game Guy.

Nico

I'm sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.

And I'm sorry you don't realize what league you're in.

Sonny

You see what's happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done. So we can just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around it, bring it back to the studio because together we can-

'Zora

KILL CANDY FACE!

Yeah!

Sonny

Or we can capture him and rehabilitate him.

NO!

Chad

Everybody in to the Mac Falls tent. We'll huddle there for safety tonight. Tomorrow, our first trust exercise is weapon building!

Whoo! (everyone goes inside the tent)

Zora

We're hunting monsters! (hugs) Sonny, this is the best retreat ever! (leaves)

Sonny

(shocked expression)

Chad

(wearing a neck brace) This is exactly what I was afraid if I asked you out. That I would end up broken or broken hearted. I just never imagined it would be both Sonny.

Chloe

Sonny?

Chad

What Sonny?

Chloe

You said Sonny.

Chad

I don't think so.