Nico quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Nico

The dude is 8 feet tall. How do you lose 8 feet a dude?

Sonny

Okay then Zora, we need you to stall. We have 8 feet of dude to find.

Zora

No no no!

Are you ready to get So Random?

Remember all those great songs from summer camp?

Sure!

Well, what about the ones you haven't heard of?

Haven't heard them!

Yes, it's Counselor Jenny (Sonny) and Dan Dan the Guitar Man (Grady) singing the songs that got them fired from over 100 camps. Truly awful songs like "Counselor Spread a Rumor".

Sonny

(singing) Gather around the campfire spark and hear how Ben's afraid of the dark.

Grady

(playing the guitar and singing) He cries at night when the lights go out. He weeps like a baby, he screams and shouts.

Everyone points when they see him go by. That's the reason he's shy.

And that's not all. You'll also get heartless classics like "Your Homesick (But Your Parents Don't Care)".

Grady

You cry because your homesick at night.

Sonny

Yes you do!

Grady

You think your parents miss you. You're not right.

Sonny

You're dead wrong!

Your mom and dad are clapping. They don't have to hear your yapping.

Grady

And yes they said...

Not to call!

And the insensitive hits keep on coming!

Sonny

(singing) A kid got wedgied by the lake last year. The lake last year, the lake last year. A kid got wedgied by the lake last year and now his undies are hanging from a flagpole. (looks menacingly at the the kids)

Yes, it's 24 songs, sung by two terrible people!

Order now!

Sonny

(frowns) Or else.

We will! (reaches for the phone)

Zora

No you won't!

Grady

(eating yogurt) Hey did I get any yogurt on my face?

Nico

Question is did you get any in your mouth.

Patriots!

Marshall

Idiots!

Nico

And if he wants it back he's gonna have to go through you first!

Grady

Just me?

Nico

Is it in the salmon?

Sonny

(eats the salmon) Aw, it's just fishy.

(fighting each other with staffs) Knock knock, who's there. Knock knock, who's there.

Sonny

There is no way I'm going to let that happen! (goes after Marshall)

Tawni

Get her!

Nico

(picks Sonny up and carries her out) We're not going to let that happen!

Sonny

Stop it! Put me down!

Grady

(takes off the glasses) It's a miracle!

Nico

You can see!

Grady

No, Marshall is coming back.