On the next Mackenzie Stalls, backed up passions overflow.
I thought we were destined to be together. Now I can never forgive you. You left the toilet seat up!
It was a moment of weakness, but I'm not the only one with a secret shame.
(gasps) You mean?
Yes! You forgot to flush.
Lack of hygiene leads to lack of trust.
I can't hold it in anymore. Tell me the truth. Did you wash your hands?
Of course I did.
Lies! (slaps Nico)
Ohhh!
And someone didn't read the writing on stall.
You're not welcome here, Mackenzie.
Why? Because I'm richer than you?
No, because this is the girls bathroom.
(gasps) WHY?!?!?!?!
And you're zipper is open.
WHY?!?!?!?!?!
In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two. Mackenzie Stalls.
Starring Chad Dylan Pooper.
(watching the sketch and becomes furious) Pooper?! Oh, it's on! Plunger! (catches a plunger thrown at him and walks away)
I told you that if we made fun of Mackenzie Falls on our show they would get back at us.
I don't care. Doing that Mackenzie Stalls sketch was worth getting plunged in the head.
Look at me. I'm a toilet unicorn.
Yeah, well at least you got the front half. (turns and there's a plunger on her butt)
You know what I think? Our humiliation calls for major retaliation. I'm talking glue,fire ants,and a sizzling fajita. Who's with me?
Chicken or Steak?
No. No more revenge. No more retaliation. No more fajitas.
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