Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Sonny

[reads Chad's autograph] Sonny, thanks for the yogurt. Chad Dylan Cooper. I-I didn't give you any yogurt! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt! [talks to an anonymous person] Oh, my gosh! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt!

Sonny

Actually, I'm acting like a chicken. I'm not afraid to act like a fool. (continues bawking)

Sonny

You guys, come on. Get off the Internet. We have to come up with a sketch for this week's show.

Sonny

You're not even listening to me.

Sonny

You're not even listening to me when I'm telling you you're not listening to me.

Sonny

(meatball sauce on her mouth) Hi mom.

Sonny

Well at least there is some variety. (sees someone with a taco) That looks tasty. (looks up and sees a cute guy) That looks really tasty! I meant the food on your plate.

Sonny

(Bumps in the wall and the chair lights up) Yeah, it lights up! It's a cool chair.(rolls away on

Sonny

(walks in her dressing room while talking to her mom on her cellphone and holding a mop with a ribbon in her other hand) Yeah mom I got the mop. No no no no! I love it!

Sonny

You guys are coco moco loco! (Tawni and Tammi stares at her) Wow.

Sonny

[in Snowy voice] I know. It's ridiculous, right? [flips her hair]

Sonny

Wisconsin cheese is an awesome snack!

Sonny

No, I'd rather set sail on the Titanic. At least those people got a nice meal before they went down.

Sonny

Maybe if you let those sunglasses have their moment in the sun, maybe they wouldn't have broken up with you.

Sonny

I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!

Connie

Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)

Sonny

Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need more sunblock. I'm inside.

Connie

Alright, I'm sorry. You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business.

Sonny

Look mom. We talked about this. Show business is not going to change me.

Connie

You've got a big head.

Sonny

What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back home in Wisconsin.

Connie

With a much bigger head.

Sonny

My head is the exact same size as-

Connie

(turns Sonny around)

Sonny

(sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!

Marshall

Ah! There she is! There's my new star!

Sonny

Mr. Pike!

Marshall

(shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.

Connie

Good. Because you know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.

Marshall

You make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.

Sonny

Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.

Connie

Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have said this many times but-

Sonny

Don't talk to strangers.

Connie

No, but yes.

Sonny

Don't swim after eating?

Sonny

Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.

Connie

I am trying to tell you how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't be prouder... [rubbing Sonny's face]

Sonny

You just put a little bit more sun block on me, didn't you?

Connie

No, but yes.

Sonny

Bye! [hugs mom]

Marshall

Well, here we are kiddo. This is the prop house.

Sonny

Oh my gosh, this is so cool. I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch. And, that's the sarcophagus for the mommy dearest sketch. [sighs] Wow. And, ah, that's a pink hat that I've never really seen before.

Marshall

Yep. One day, there'll be props in here from sketches you're in, maybe one of your hats. Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you. [beep]

Marshall, your mother is on line four.

Marshall

Take a message.

And five.

Marshall

I gotta go. [walks away]

Sonny

[walks to sarcophagus, opens it and sees Zora] Ahh!

Zora

Ahh!

Sonny

Ahh!

Zora

Ahh! Don't you knock?

Sonny

Sorry, I didn't realize anyone was here. But, your Zora, and I'm Sonny. I'm new.

Zora

Ha. Obviously, otherwise, you would have knocked. Now, if you'll mind... (shut sarcophagus.)

Grady

You play the mother, I play the baby. You play the stomach, I play the barf.

Nico

I thought you like playing the barf, bro.

Grady

No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of you, but you know.

Sonny

Hey guys. [holds her hand out]

Nico

Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But you knew that.

Grady

Grady, but you knew that.

Sonny

And I'm Sonny! But I knew that!