Well if it isn't the face of geezer hatred.
*sighs* You heard?
We all saw it, didn't we kids?
Did you bring the kids here to boo us?
No, we came here to thank you.
Really?
Yeah, because for just a minute their fear of clowns took a backseat to their grandparents tears. My grandma called me, told me not to watch the show, told her it was ok I already didn't.
You know someday someones gonna expose you for the jerk you are [Pulls off Chad's hood and sees the hair curlers] OH MY GOSH!
OH MY GOSH!
[Tries to cover his hair] OH MY GOSH!
Hair curlers?
No. Girls wear curlers. These are my...Healthy hair rods.
(laughs)
Ha ha ha. My follicle consultant has me wearing them to keep my hair happy...and attached to my scalp.
Your worried about losing you hair? But your seventeen.
Buddy was seventeen and before he knew it it was melon!
Melon?
Melon I tell ya!
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