Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Sonny

Those are all for me!

Tawni

No! They're all for-Sonny?

Sonny

You've been hiding my fan mail.

Tawni

You're pretending to be your own fan?

Sonny

You committed mail fraud!

Tawni

You committed fan fraud!

Sonny

Fan fraud's not illegal!

Tawni

Mail fraud's not embarrassing!

Chad

(sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are you Weird Beard?

Sonny

Why do you care?

Chad

I don't know. Let's give it a shot.

Sonny

Well, I sent myself a fan letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the fan I'm pretending to be.

Chad

Why would you write yourself a fan letter?

Sonny

Because I lost faith in myself.

Chad

Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. You start doubting your abilities, wondering whether you were good enough and whether you deserve to be on TV.

Sonny

So you've been through this before?

Chad

No, no. No, but I made you think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!

Sonny

You are unbelievable! I knew it. You don't care. I thought we were having a real moment here.

Marshall

Now please welcome back to the stage the cast of So Random!

Sonny

Well, that's my cue.

Chad

So what are you gonna do?

Sonny

You don't care, remember? But I do. Now excuse me while I go out there and embarrass myself.

Sonny

Let's just get this over with. Marshall, I have to say something. Eric is...

Chad

(as Eric) Your biggest fan!

Tawni

That's impossible. Eric is not real!

Chad

But I'm standing right here. Let's give it up for Sonny!

Sonny

Why are you helping me?

Chad

I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.

Sonny

Sounds like somebody cares.

Chad

Somebody... wanted to try on a weird beard.

Sonny

Cares.

Chad

Beards.

Sonny

Cares.

Chad

Beards.

Sonny

Cares.

Chad

Beards.

Sonny

Beards.

Chad

Cares.

Sonny

Gotcha!

Marshall

All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!

Sonny

So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)

Tawni

Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!

Sonny

Yeah right?

Nico

Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?

Sure!

Sonny

Check out his vest.

Tawni

His vest? Check out his boots.

Sonny

His boots? Check out his hair.

Nico

Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?

Sonny

(scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!

Tawni

His attitude? Check out his breath.

Nico

You know what? Forget it! (leaves)

Grady

Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?

Sure!

Sonny

Check out his cereal!

Tawni

Check out his tuna panini!

Grady

Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)

Sonny

Check out greedy panini guy.

Tawni

Check out his finger in his jacket.

Sonny

Check out his jacket.

Tawni

Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)

Sonny

Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)

Grady

I'm trying to rob ya here!

Tawni

Check out Mr. Pushy!

Sonny

Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.

Tawni

His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-

Grady

Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)

Sonny

Check it out, he was kinda cute.

Tawni

Check you out! He was a robber!

Sonny

Not a good one!

Tawni

Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.

Sonny

Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!

Sonny

Check out dance?

Tawni

Check out dance.

Hello Connie, what brings you down?

Connie

Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.

Sonny

Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?

You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.

Connie

You too Marshal.

It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.

So Sonny do you know why you are here?

Sonny

No.

Seriously I need you to tell me, honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.

Connie

Well I'll tell you why we're here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]

Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.

Tawni

The name of the sketch is 'The Check it out Girls'. I can't do it alone.

Sonny

Are you saying you need me?

Tawni

No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.

Tawni

Insult me again.

Sonny

You're a rhombus!

Tawni

I'm a what?

Sonny

A parallelogram with four equals sides!

Sonny

Check it out, we still have time!

Tawni

Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!

Sonny

No! Check it out, it's closed!

Are you ready to get So Random?!

Tawni

(whines)

Sonny

I've got an idea. Hurry.

Tawni

(follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)

Sonny

(climbing a ladder) Come on!

Tawni

Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!

Sonny

Hurrying!

Sonny

(pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.

Tawni

What's with all these ropes?

Sonny

That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!

Tawni

(follows Sonny)

Grady

So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!

Tawni

Check out our break being over!

Sonny

Check out the snake.

Tawni

No you check out the snake.

Sonny

You check out the snake.

Tawni

No you check out the snake.

Sonny

Check out neither of us checking out the snake!

Chad

So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing you at my party tonight?

Sonny

Yeah. As much as I'd love to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.

Chad

So you were the no? You were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale or a Montana.

Chad

(at his party) Hey, Sonny. Glad you could make it. Did you get me a gift?

Sonny

See, I didn't really have time to shop.

Chad

Yeah. Security!

Sonny

Wait. I'm here to apologize to my best friend.

Chad

Oh, that's so sweet. Security!

Tawni

You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.

Sonny

Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?

Tawni

[makes a gagging face]

Sonny

Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?

Tawni

Kuwats?

Sonny

It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]

Tawni

[makes a gagging expression again]

Sonny

Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]

Tawni

Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.

Sonny

Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.

Zora

[opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."

Tawni

[opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]

Sonny

[flips her hair] Okay now it's over.

Tawni

[looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?

Tawni

She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.

Sonny

Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?

Tawni

[crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.

Sonny

Here, just use my skort.

Tawni

Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!

Sonny

[enters her dressing room with sad violin music playing] Hey Tawni, are you ready to go back to rehers-AHHH! [covers her mouth in shock]

Tawni

[sitting by her mirror with no hair]

Sonny

You shaved your head.

Tawni

Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.

Sonny

Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?

Tawni

If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]

Sonny

Well what does it say? Look she-she wrote things on the meat. [reads the meat] "Meat. Dead. You're." [realizes something] You're dead meat! She's threatening us!

Tawni

Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."

Sonny

Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?

Tawni

I'm a little afraid.

Sonny

Yeah me too.