Tawni, Sonny and others in “Unfinished Business”

Tawni

You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.

Sonny

Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?

Tawni

[makes a gagging face]

Sonny

Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?

Tawni

Kuwats?

Sonny

It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]

Tawni

[makes a gagging expression again]

Sonny

Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]

Tawni

Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.

Sonny

Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.

Zora

[opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."

Tawni

[opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]

Sonny

[flips her hair] Okay now it's over.

Tawni

[looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?

Tawni

She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.

Sonny

Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?

Tawni

[crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.

Sonny

Here, just use my skort.

Tawni

Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!