Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Sonny

Hey, does this fat suit make me look fat?

Tawni

You're in a fat suit?

Tawni

You just did.

Sonny

Darn my niceness!

Sonny

Oh, my gosh! I know you! You're... You're...

Chad

[pointing at picture of himself] Him? Chad Dylan Cooper.

Sonny

You're MacKenzie on MacKenzie Falls!

Sonny

Yes! No! No! Madge is my waitress character. And all this belongs to Madge, too. :[gestures to her fat suit] Hi, I'm Sonny.

Chad

Sonny. That's a nice name.

Sonny

We were trying to make peace.

Chad

Please, you were trying to trap us.

Sonny

Trap you? You've obviously been watching your show too much. You know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.

Chad

Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed by a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because you wish for something doesn't make it so.

Sonny

Oh, Chad Dylan--

Chad

Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]

Sonny

(staring at Chad) What just happened?

Zora

There SHE Is!

Sonny

Hey, guys. Where have you been?

Grady

Where have we been? Where have you been?

Sonny

I asked you first.

Nico

What happened with Chad?

Sonny

Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.

Grady

Did you get back our stuff?

Sonny

(whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)

Zora

Stop blowing and start talking.

Sonny

Well, interesting story.

Tawni

Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.

Chad

FINE! I'LL TAKE YOU ON IN MUSICAL CHAIRS!

Sonny

Good. See you at noon.

Chad

Yes you will! You smell like ham.

Sonny

I've seen you're acting. That makes two of us.

Chad

(he and Sonny are the only ones left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.

Sonny

You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!

Chad

Ha ha ha. At least I can act.

Sonny

Can you, Chad? Can you, really?

Nico

She's givin' it right back to him.

Tawni

We might actually win!

Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!

Sonny

Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.

Chad

(forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.

Sonny

(grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!

(cheers for Sonny)

Tawni

(hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)

Chad

You tricked me!

Sonny

No... I was acting!

Chad

Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.

Chad

You know Sonny, didn't seem like your friends where very supportive. It was almost like they were dissing you.

Sonny

Oh, them mocking me and making fun of my idea was just their way of, mocking me and making fun of my idea.

Chad

Well, you do things differently at "So Random". At the Falls, if one of us cries, we all cry. Let's just assume that when one of you laughs, you all laugh.

Tawni

I'd like to have a word with you.

Is that word goodbye?

Tawni

Oh, if I was talking to you the word would be "moise drie exfoliate"

Sonny

You know, over at the Falls they trust and support each other.

Grady

Did you hear it? She calls it the "Falls". The "Falls".

Tawni

Well, if you like the "Falls" so much, why don't you go back there?

Nico

Yeah, go over there and stick your head in the trust and support fountain.

Tawni

Good.

Sonny

Good.

Sonny

(drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.

(agreeing with Sonny)

Sonny

But other than that you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves but comes back) Actually I forgot my jacket.

(laughing at how silly that Sonny forgot her jacket)

Sonny

Other than that, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves then comes back again) I don't even have a jacket!

(laughing again that Sonny doesn't even have a jacket)

Sonny

Now for the last time, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I say, good day. (finally leaves)

Chad

You trust me, don't you?

Sonny

No, I don't think I do.

Chad

Of course you can. Wait, who is talking while I am acting?

Sonny

(looks around and acts like she did nothing)

Zora

Watch out for the security guard! He's ten feet tall, with arms like tree trunks and legs that...won't be back for ten minutes?

What?

Grady

Oh man! What are we going do for ten minutes?

Nico

Zora, do your thing.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Grady

Owwww!!

Tawni

Let's do this thing!

Zora

Sonny!

Nico

We're now called "Loser Force Four"!

Sonny

Oww, you gave us a name!

Grady

You gave us a reason to give us a name.

Grady

We're at the "Falls". I'm felling dramatic.

Sonny

You missed me.

Tawni

I, experienced caring. It was awful.

Grady

We're here to apologize to you and ask you to come back.

Maybe she doesn't want to come back to you losers.

Nico

Loser? "Loser Force Four".

Chad

Whoa. Never saw a group of losers so proud to call themselves losers

Sonny

Well, you know what. I'm proud to call myself a loser too. Well, so I guess that makes us "Loser Force Five"!

Sonny

C'mon guys. (She whispers "Loser Force Five")

"Loser Force Five"!

Marshall

All right. Rehearsal for So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance. In 5, 4, 3.

Sonny

(wearing a blond wig) This is So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance! Flo!

Tawni

(comes out of a bathroom stall and dances awkwardly)

Sonny

Pia!

Zora

(comes out of another stall wearing a ballerina costume and dances)

Sonny

Agua!

Nico

(comes out of a stall and dances)

Sonny

And Wee Diddy!

Grady

(wearing gangster clothes and dances)

Sonny

What's up peeps? I know you're all flushed with excitement. Because we are streaming live across the world! The final votes have trickled in. We're about to find who will become number one at holding number one. Right after this (makes a hissing sound). So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance is brought to you by water! (pours water in a cup)

Marshall

(claps) Great rehearsal guys. Now I need a pee pee break.

Sonny

Hi, this is Sonny, and you've reached me at 555-0125, you know what to do.

Sonny

Hey, my first phone call. Hello?

Tawni

Yeah it's me. Could you keep it down? I have twenty pounds of fan mail to go through.

Sonny

Fan Mail? Did I get any?

Sonny

Hello?

Tawni

Aw, I was hoping to get your machine. Anyway, no fan mail for you. Sorry

Sonny

That's okay!

Tawni

Um, I said you had NO fan mail.

Sonny

I heard you.

Tawni

Doesn't that bother you? I mean when I joined the show, my fan mail started right away.

Sonny

Doesn't bother me.

Sonny

Hello?

Tawni

Does it bother you now?

Sonny

I'm off to rehearsal. Besides, I'm not going to let this bother me. I'm way too mature.[Sonny takes baby bottle prop and hat to the rehearsal]

Sonny

Wah, Wah, Wah! That's no good. [higher pitched] Wah, Wah, Wah.

Tawni

Still crying about no fan mail?

Sonny

: No. I told you. I'm totally fine with that.

Tawni

Maybe someday, you'll get a fan letter like everyone else. Me, Zora, Grady, Niko, Marshall,...Me.

Sonny

Well for your information. I did get a fan letter. From Royalty. A king no less.

Tawni

Oh, really? Could it be the Hunan King? Does he live in a noodle palace?

Sonny

Actually, he's got seven locations. Okay, fine it's just a menu. I didn't get any stupid fan mail.

Tawni

Sweetie, I know it must hurt to be so unpopular. Well, I don't know. I can only imagine. Just like you can only imagine what it's like to actually BE popular. You see, every fan letter is like a hug from a friend.

Sonny

Is this pep talk almost over?

Tawni

Let's see. I got more pep. So yeah, all done!

Sonny

I have fans. They just haven't had time to write yet.

Tawni

Keep dreaming!

Sonny

It's time. [gets pen and paper and begins to write herself a fan letter from "Eric"]

Dear Sonny...