(sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are you Weird Beard?
Why do you care?
I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Well, I sent myself a fan letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the fan I'm pretending to be.
Why would you write yourself a fan letter?
Because I lost faith in myself.
Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. You start doubting your abilities, wondering whether you were good enough and whether you deserve to be on TV.
So you've been through this before?
No, no. No, but I made you think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
You are unbelievable! I knew it. You don't care. I thought we were having a real moment here.
Now please welcome back to the stage the cast of So Random!
Well, that's my cue.
So what are you gonna do?
You don't care, remember? But I do. Now excuse me while I go out there and embarrass myself.
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