Marshal quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Hello Connie, what brings you down?

Connie

Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.

Sonny

Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?

You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.

Connie

You too Marshal.

It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.

So Sonny do you know why you are here?

Sonny

No.

Seriously I need you to tell me, honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.

Connie

Well I'll tell you why we're here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]

Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.

Chad

Now I know what you're doing; you don't wanna look me in the eyes.

Sonny

Pffft! What are you talking about?

Chad

Fine. Then take off the hat.

Sonny

Fine. (takes off hat to reveal a smaller hat)

Chad

You're wearing a hat under a hat? Phew! You had the dream, didn't you?

Sonny

There is no destiny! There is no you and me! There is no- Wow. I never realized what a deep shade of blue your eyes are.

Sonny

(snapping out of it) Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!

Chad

Ah, getting lost in me eyes. Check! Now then all that's left is the kiss.

Sonny

(takes off hat) You know what?! I will not kiss you! Not in a million years! You and I don't kiss not now, not ever!

(comes out of nowhere) You two are gonna kiss!

Sonny

WHAT (shocked)