My actions have been unlady-like and base in nature and for that I'm truly sorry.
PBPurity Ball host
Karen. In order for you to receive the gift of purity, you need to be as honest as you can.
It's okay, sweetheart. Just tell them what happened.
Um, well, okay, heh. I started having oral sex at a very young age. Maybe 13. It was guys around the neighborhood. Three or four at first and then, well, more than three or four. I didn't have intercourse until the 8th grade. I didn't like it at first but then around the 6th time it started to feel good. Really good. But I didn't feel good about it. Um, there was a few times where I got high and started experimenting with guys and girls at the same time. I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around which felt very good but kind of bad all at the same time. Then there was the time at Mindy Carlson's sleepover when we all got in the shower and started soaping each other up. Her mom walked in and freaked out when she saw Mindy with a big, black, strap-on dildo.
You whore! Whores don't get cars.
There was that week in the summer of '95 that I did a lot of PCP.
You did PCP? Without me? You promised we would do that together.
Excuse me, can we get back to who lan's father is?
Uh, uh, I like the idea of Monica cheating on Frank. It really keeps my image of you right on track, Mom.
Will somebody please tell me what we're talking about?
All right. The results say that you, Frank are absolutely not my father. But my father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers.
RRoberta
I think I met the one that sells smoked sausage and razor blades out of the trunk of his car.
She gonna leave me again with six kids? Leave me to deal with all the shit?
You mean leave me to deal with the shit.
I didn't leave you. You drove me out. No self-respecting person could stay with you. You treated me like a dog.
Hey. You need to let us raise Liam. I don't care what the tests results say, Liam belongs with us.
I can't believe you want a divorce.
Me and Bob deserve a family of our own.
You had a family. You left it.
I didn't leave you. He drove me out.
You should have protected us.
I tried but I couldn't. Fiona, if I didn't leave, I would have died.
Oh, cut the shit, Myrna Loy.
You have no idea what it was like being married to him. You have no idea how bad it is.
Oh, come on, now. Okay. I know that he tortured you. I know that he ruined you. But we didn't marry him, Mom. You did. If you love us, any of us, in any way... you'll leave Liam, take your girlfriend' get in your truck and never come back.
What's the matter with you?
Did she tell you? Did she tell you what she said?
You called our daughter a whore.
How about what she did to me?
Just get out. Get out! Get out! [She starts shoving him out of the house]
Did she mention what she did to me?
She's a human being. She deserves love, not hate.
You weren't there. I knew all those people.
Don't ever come back. Don't come back!
She just kept going on and on.
Go! Get out! Don't ever come back. Forever! [Eddie gets in vehicle and drives away with Frank walking by] Frank. Frank, did you see what Eddie did to my Karen?
L... I got so mad I came out of the house. I'm out of the house!
[Officer Tony is watching Steve get into his vehicle outside the Gallagher residence from a patrol cruiser with a colleague]
CColleague
You satisfied?
CColleague
Hey, you win some, you lose some.
What does she see in him?
CColleague
Ass, gas and cash. Did you see his Porsche?
CColleague
Face it, women think with their vaginas.
GGary
Six months ago, guy fell off a scaffold at McNally Construction. He broke three bones. I could send you over there.
Sounds good, if it weren't for my fear of heights. What else you got?
GGary
How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye?
GGary
Okay, look. Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots?
GGary
Okay, what about seared flesh? Yeah, Bobby's Bagel Joint is hiring. I got a gal, she stuck her hand in the boiling vat. She'll be collecting for at least 24 months.
Suppose if I had to. Anything else?
GGary
Okay. Here we go. These are the jobs nobody wants. The conditions are hazardous, unsafe... or both. You're guaranteed to get hurt.
[About their uncle] Look, he's going to be a douchebag, no matter who he is.
He can't be any worse than Frank.
Maybe he'll take you to a game or... you know, kick in some scratch for college, or give you a kidney. Hell, a birthday card once a year... that's a win, right?
TTony
How long you been stealing cars?
Who says I steal them? [Tony slams breaks to bang Steve's face] Ow! Fuck!
TTony
You were in a Cayenne yesterday, hot-wiring a 911 today.
No, no, no. I lost my keys. Motherfucker!
As long as I've been fucking Fiona for. [Tony slams breaks to bang Steve's face] Oh, fuck!
TTony
Second place sucks, huh?
Think this is only about Fiona?
TTony
Well, it fuckin' seems that way!
TTony
It's also about the little operation you got going on.
Yeah, I could cut you in.
TTony
Oh, yeah? You bribing an officer?
Wait, wait. The way that I figure it, there's not much you can do. You bring me in, you risk Fiona hating you forever.
TTony
Yeah. Yeah, that's how I see it, too. So, uh, I'm gonna leave it up to you.
What the hell does that mean, huh?
TTony
Come here. You got two choices: You could turn yourself in, spend a couple of years in jail. Of course, by the time you get out, Fiona and I'll be married.
In your dreams. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait. What's the second choice?
TTony
You could save your ass.
TTony
Disappear tonight. Walk away. Just leave everything behind. Don't go back to your house. Don't call her. Don't say good-bye. Just leave. But you have to decide right now.
If I get convicted, I can't enlist.
What? In the Marines? Good. I was planning on kneecapping you in your sleep to keep you out of Kandahar anyway.
I was hoping for Korengal.
Isn't that where, uh, Todd Iggulden's brother lost a foot?
And a handicapped placard to hang from the mirror of his mom's Civic.
OOfficer
Phillip Gallagher.
OOfficer
No relation to our favorite overnight guest Frank, I hope.
OOfficer
You're Frank's kid? And this is your first felony bust? Getting a little late start for a Gallagher, aren't you?
OOfficer
And Ian. Another Frank progeny?
OOfficer
You always let your brother speak for you, Ian?
OOfficer
So, what... you two geniuses stole a Porsche Cayenne and, what, decided to go on a little late-night White Castle run? Come on, Ian. You do not want to do time. Not with that face.
I stole the car. Ian didn't know anything about it.
[Eddie bursts into Alibi Room after chasing Frank]
If you happen to see Frank... tell him he's a dead man. I don't care how long it takes, I don't care how much he begs, he's fucking dead. You fucked the wrong guy's daughter, Gallagher!
Anybody got a spare pair of shoes I could borrow?
Leave the lights off, please. Are Lip and Ian home?
You gave them a stolen car?
Yeah, Lip asked me. To borrow one 'cause he needed to run some errands or something, and he asked me if I could... I have to leave town.
Where the fuck have you been?
Come with me. Costa Rica. It's beautiful. I have friends there. Why do you have to go to the police? Costa Rica. We can rent a house on the beach.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
The kids would be all right. Lip and Ian can run things. Yeah, Debbie? Carl? Liam? Kev and V can still help around here.
Is that what you actually think this is? Like, people popping in, feeding dogs? How much time will you get if you turn yourself in?
Look at me. I can't go to jail. I might as well wear heels. Come with me, Fiona. How long is it gonna be about them and not about you? When are you gonna finally do something for yourself? Liam's two. 16 more years till he's out of the house. You'll be what, 37, 38? And who says that Frank's done dumping babies in your lap to raise? You deserve a life of your own. Costa Rica. Then maybe Rio. Have you ever been to Rio? You ever been outside of Chicago? I love you. I want to be with you. It's not forever. We'll come back. Three months. Six months. Maybe a year.You can call them very single day. Come with me, Fiona. Come with me. First class. Miami out of O'Hare, tomorrow afternoon.
Well, I don't have a passport.
We'll get one in Miami. I'll meet you at O'Hare tomorrow afternoon. the American terminal. I love you.
He's right. You should go, Fiona. You've done more than enough. We'll be all right.
[Referring to Sheila counting her steps] Won't be long now, Frank. In a few days, she's gonna make it to the store, the hair salon... Alibi Room, gonna meet your friends. Hear all those heartwarming, scumbag, freeloading Frank stories.
[Karen's boyfriend Jody pulls up on motorbike] Who the hell is that?!
Friend from group. [She gets on Jody's bike]
Sex Addicts Anonymous. Gig's almost up, Daddy Frank. [Pats Jody to go] Time to make other plans. [They ride off]
