Monica, Frank and others in “Unfinished Business”

Monica

There was that week in the summer of '95 that I did a lot of PCP.

Frank

You did PCP? Without me? You promised we would do that together.

Fiona

Excuse me, can we get back to who lan's father is?

Lip

Uh, uh, I like the idea of Monica cheating on Frank. It really keeps my image of you right on track, Mom.

Frank

Will somebody please tell me what we're talking about?

Ian

All right. The results say that you, Frank are absolutely not my father. But my father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers.

Debbie

Dad has brothers?

Lip

He has two, right?

Fiona

Three.

I think I met the one that sells smoked sausage and razor blades out of the trunk of his car.