If I get convicted, I can't enlist.
What? In the Marines? Good. I was planning on kneecapping you in your sleep to keep you out of Kandahar anyway.
I was hoping for Korengal.
Isn't that where, uh, Todd Iggulden's brother lost a foot?
Got him the Silver Star.
Yeah?
And a handicapped placard to hang from the mirror of his mom's Civic.
Phillip Gallagher.
No relation to our favorite overnight guest Frank, I hope.
Son.
You're Frank's kid? And this is your first felony bust? Getting a little late start for a Gallagher, aren't you?
Slow study, I guess.
And Ian. Another Frank progeny?
'Fraid so.
You always let your brother speak for you, Ian?
He's mute.
I can talk.
So, what... you two geniuses stole a Porsche Cayenne and, what, decided to go on a little late-night White Castle run? Come on, Ian. You do not want to do time. Not with that face.
I stole the car. Ian didn't know anything about it.
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