Six months ago, guy fell off a scaffold at McNally Construction. He broke three bones. I could send you over there.
Sounds good, if it weren't for my fear of heights. What else you got?
How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye?
Not so great.
Okay, look. Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots?
No.
Okay, what about seared flesh? Yeah, Bobby's Bagel Joint is hiring. I got a gal, she stuck her hand in the boiling vat. She'll be collecting for at least 24 months.
Suppose if I had to. Anything else?
Okay. Here we go. These are the jobs nobody wants. The conditions are hazardous, unsafe... or both. You're guaranteed to get hurt.
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