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Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Gary and Frank in “Unfinished Business”

GGary

Six months ago, guy fell off a scaffold at McNally Construction. He broke three bones. I could send you over there.

Sounds good, if it weren't for my fear of heights. What else you got?

GGary

How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye?

Not so great.

GGary

Okay, look. Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots?

No.

GGary

Okay, what about seared flesh? Yeah, Bobby's Bagel Joint is hiring. I got a gal, she stuck her hand in the boiling vat. She'll be collecting for at least 24 months.

Suppose if I had to. Anything else?

GGary

Okay. Here we go. These are the jobs nobody wants. The conditions are hazardous, unsafe... or both. You're guaranteed to get hurt.

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