Eddie Jackson quotes from Shameless

Eddie

Went to see a lawyer. It turns out I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you two. [Glances at Frank] Three.

Karen

Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray?

Eddie

He's got gangrene. You ever smell a rotting foot? Hey. Why don't you get me a refill there, huh, Karen, honey?

Karen

What, did you lose your fucking legs?

Eddie

Yeah, that's your teenage, diseased mind talking. You know, you tasted penii, and now you're just crazy.

Karen

Fuck off.

Eddie

How'd you know it was me? I was talking to my Promisemakers group, and... I want you to know that I understand that so much of your bad behavior is my responsibility. If you leave a dog in the house alone for more than eight hours, you can't get mad at him for peeing the rug, right? I found this... in an album in the basement. I don't know... maybe we can try to... capture more moments like these together.

Karen

My actions have been unlady-like and base in nature and for that I'm truly sorry.

Karen. In order for you to receive the gift of purity, you need to be as honest as you can.

Eddie

It's okay, sweetheart. Just tell them what happened.

Karen

Um, well, okay, heh. I started having oral sex at a very young age. Maybe 13. It was guys around the neighborhood. Three or four at first and then, well, more than three or four. I didn't have intercourse until the 8th grade. I didn't like it at first but then around the 6th time it started to feel good. Really good. But I didn't feel good about it. Um, there was a few times where I got high and started experimenting with guys and girls at the same time. I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around which felt very good but kind of bad all at the same time. Then there was the time at Mindy Carlson's sleepover when we all got in the shower and started soaping each other up. Her mom walked in and freaked out when she saw Mindy with a big, black, strap-on dildo.

Eddie

You whore! Whores don't get cars.

Sheila

What's the matter with you?

Eddie

Did she tell you? Did she tell you what she said?

Sheila

You called our daughter a whore.

Eddie

How about what she did to me?

Sheila

Just get out. Out.

Eddie

What?

Sheila

Just get out. Get out! Get out! [She starts shoving him out of the house]

Eddie

Did she mention what she did to me?

Sheila

She's a human being. She deserves love, not hate.

Eddie

You weren't there. I knew all those people.

Sheila

Don't ever come back. Don't come back!

Eddie

She just kept going on and on.

Sheila

Go! Get out! Don't ever come back. Forever! [Eddie gets in vehicle and drives away with Frank walking by] Frank. Frank, did you see what Eddie did to my Karen?

Frank

You're out of the house.

Sheila

What?

Frank

You're out of the house.

Sheila

L... I got so mad I came out of the house. I'm out of the house!

Eddie

Where is he?

Kevin

Where is who?

Eddie

Frank. Frank Gallagher!

Kevin

He's not here!

Eddie

If you happen to see Frank... tell him he's a dead man. I don't care how long it takes, I don't care how much he begs, he's fucking dead. You fucked the wrong guy's daughter, Gallagher!

Frank

He gone?

Kevin

Yeah.

Frank

Anybody got a spare pair of shoes I could borrow?

Eddie

Veronica Fisher.

Veronica

Hey.

Eddie

You look fine, girl.

Veronica

Thank you, Eddie.

Eddie

You look, yeah. Mmm, damn, princess, how long has it been? Long time. Those lips feel like yesterday. Should we sit, or should we find someplace more private?

Veronica

I'm sorry, Eddie. But you look, yeah. But I'm married. And I have twins-- Amy and Gemma.

Eddie

Oh, I remember them well.

Eddie

Hello, Amy... and Gemma.

Veronica

That's not what I-- What? Ew! Shit.