SierraWe panicked.
[Observing busted open cash register] Shit. Do... do you know how much these cost?
Sierra
It's from, like, 1910, so probably a dollar.
I mean the cost to replace it.
Sierra
Well, we've been doing okay lately.
[Scoffs] It doesn't mean we're in a position to buy new equipment. We just got out of the hole Sean dug.
Sierra
I think we're actually starting to get along kind of.
Where you been keeping the cash?
Sierra
Twenties, fives, tens, and ones. We used calculators and wrote everything down on a pad. Oh... [Chuckles] your, uh, Asian nazi came looking for you earlier.
Oh, shit. I forgot. This can't be right. This says that we made over a third more than we usually do.
Sierra
Grilled cheese was a hit.
Hey. Debs. Hi, Lip. Are you gonna have sex with my sister?
We're about to leave. Franny's physical exam, to see if I'm an abusive mother.
You're not. It's just routine.
My sister really likes you. I'm glad you're her new boyfriend.
A lot of guys used to come around, but you're the only one now.
What if they take Franny?
Listen to me, okay? No one's taking Franny. She is healthy. She has all her shits. You're not an addict. You've never been arrested, right? [Debbie scoffs] You gonna come home?
Why should I? Nobody threatens to kick me out here. And I can tell DCFS that we have a home and source of income.
Neil's great with kids. And his penis doesn't work, so sex won't get in the way.
Sierra
Thought I heard you. Hey. Just give me a minute to get Neil dressed.
Already done. We're going shopping later. You need anything? Okay. I'm not inviting Fiona. No cunts allowed.
Sierra
We're not doing anal.
Oh. Good to know. [Walking to bedroom taking off clothes] Hey, you coming to this dinner tonight?
Sierra
It's in my apartment. Kind of have to. What's it for?
Fuck if I know, but Debbie insisted we be there.
Sierra
So, she got into a fight with a homeless lady with a baby strapped to her chest?
Yeah, the more you get to know Debbie, the more you'll see it's really not that unusual.
Sierra
You think her and my brother is a good idea?
Sierra
Fuck no. How about you get my mind off it?
...
Oh, fucking hell. Oh. I didn't know if you'd be good at that.
Sierra
Sheets drenched?
Sierra
That's how I come sometimes.
Sierra
You never heard of female ejaculation?
Oh, no, I have. I just thought it was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.
Sierra
You're really hard.
That was really hot. Hey, does that happen a lot with guys?
Sierra
Sometimes.
Sierra
No.
Hey, why didn't you come like that before?
Sierra
I hadn't let you go down on me. You have a lot of questions.
I just... I feel like Watson and Crick must have when they discovered DNA.
Sierra
It's just an orgasm.
We should've been doing this from the beginning.
Sierra
Can't.
Not until I'm really comfortable with a guy.
[To Ian and Carl] Dinner. [Debbie, Ian, Carl, Lip, Liam, Sierra and Neil all take their seats at the dining table] Eh... Sit next to me.
Sierra
I'll get your soda, Lucas. Can you cut his potatoes?
Uh... yeah. [Takes cutlery to Lucas plate] Let me help you with that.
[To Debbie] Sierra thinks you're only with me for my money.
Sierra
You don't think it's a good idea either!
Look, Debs, you don't need to do this to get the DCFS off your back...
Shut up, Lip. What kind of choices do you think I have? You may see someone who's brain damaged, but I see someone who doesn't lie. Like all the other guys I've ever been with. He'll take care of me and will make sure my baby won't ever get taken away from me. What kind of choices do you think Neil has? Are you always gonna be there to look out for him? 'Cause I will. I'll cook for him, and I'll do his laundry, and I'll let him watch me masturbate. You think he's gonna find a better deal somewhere else? We're engaged. That's why I wanted all of you here.
"Yo"?! That your way of committing to a life in the ghetto in one syllable or less?
What's up is I need an answer. Am I cancelling my office hours so I can testify on your behalf or not?
What are you talking about?
I thought told you to cancel that.
'Cause you're stubborn as hell but generally not stupid, so I thought you might come around. And because the 20 Gs you owe me for rehab aren't likely to get paid back on a dishwasher's salary.
Is "fuck you" the new thank you?!
Then fuck you too. I'll see you at noon at the Provost's office. And maybe bring a witness to vouch for your character. With that mouth, you're gonna need it.
Sierra
Your professor? We at the eavesdropping stage of our casual relationship?
Sierra
You going to that college hearing thing?
Sierra
Good.
Sierra
'Cause I think brains are sexy in a man.
Hey, are we at that "kissing in public" stage of our casual relationship? We smell so bad.
Sierra
What can I get you?
Can I get a coffee, two sugars, and a bran muffin, please?
[They do hand slaps] Hey, what's up, man? [Has a realisation] Hey, can I ask you something?
How did you know you were gay? Were you, like, straight, and then started experimenting and just decided that you liked being gay more?
I... guess I just kinda knew.
So you were always positive that you were into dudes more?
I... no, I guess not really. You know when you're younger, everyone tells you that you're supposed to be into girls. So I, I kinda went through this weird phase in fifth grade where I was really into this chick Carrie Yazel, but I'm pretty sure it's just 'cause she was the one who looked most like a dude. It wasn't until...
Sierra
Ian, soy latte no foam, extra hot. Two sugars and a muffin. Yours is paid for. The guy at the end of the counter. I gotta run.
Are you trying to fuck me?
MMMuffin man
N-n-no. No, I j- I just- I, uh- no.
'Cause it's not a... It's not a bad thing if you were. I'm not offended. And I'm not saying no.
MMMuffin man
I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. Um, once a week, I... I try and do a good deed.
So... So you're not hitting on me?
MMMuffin man
No. No. No, no. It was totally random. I really... I hope you're not offended, because, you know, I... I just... You're a good looking dude and everything, I'm just...
MMMuffin man
Okay. Thanks.
MMMuffin man
Have a nice day.
MMMuffin man
For what? No. No, it's not code for anything. It just means "have a nice day."
[Playful tone] Have a nice day. [Winks at him and walks away]
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