Hey. Debs. Hi, Lip. Are you gonna have sex with my sister?
We're about to leave. Franny's physical exam, to see if I'm an abusive mother.
You're not. It's just routine.
My sister really likes you. I'm glad you're her new boyfriend.
I'm not her boyfriend.
A lot of guys used to come around, but you're the only one now.
What if they take Franny?
Listen to me, okay? No one's taking Franny. She is healthy. She has all her shits. You're not an addict. You've never been arrested, right? [Debbie scoffs] You gonna come home?
Why should I? Nobody threatens to kick me out here. And I can tell DCFS that we have a home and source of income.
We?
Neil's great with kids. And his penis doesn't work, so sex won't get in the way.
Thought I heard you. Hey. Just give me a minute to get Neil dressed.
Already done. We're going shopping later. You need anything? Okay. I'm not inviting Fiona. No cunts allowed.
Okay. Don't forget anal.
We're not doing anal.
Oh. Good to know. [Walking to bedroom taking off clothes] Hey, you coming to this dinner tonight?
It's in my apartment. Kind of have to. What's it for?
Fuck if I know, but Debbie insisted we be there.
So, she got into a fight with a homeless lady with a baby strapped to her chest?
Yeah, the more you get to know Debbie, the more you'll see it's really not that unusual.
You think her and my brother is a good idea?
Nope. You?
Fuck no. How about you get my mind off it?
...
Oh, fucking hell. Oh. I didn't know if you'd be good at that.
That was unbelievable.
Sheets drenched?
Yeah.
That's how I come sometimes.
What?
You never heard of female ejaculation?
Oh, no, I have. I just thought it was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.
You're really hard.
That was really hot. Hey, does that happen a lot with guys?
Sometimes.
When you're alone?
No.
Hey, why didn't you come like that before?
I hadn't let you go down on me. You have a lot of questions.
I just... I feel like Watson and Crick must have when they discovered DNA.
It's just an orgasm.
We should've been doing this from the beginning.
Can't.
Not until I'm really comfortable with a guy.
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