[Answers phone] Yo!
"Yo"?! That your way of committing to a life in the ghetto in one syllable or less?
What's up, Professor?
What's up is I need an answer. Am I cancelling my office hours so I can testify on your behalf or not?
What are you talking about?
Your appeal hearing.
I thought told you to cancel that.
And I didn't listen.
Why not?
'Cause you're stubborn as hell but generally not stupid, so I thought you might come around. And because the 20 Gs you owe me for rehab aren't likely to get paid back on a dishwasher's salary.
Fine, fuck you, I'll go!
Is "fuck you" the new thank you?!
Yup.
Then fuck you too. I'll see you at noon at the Provost's office. And maybe bring a witness to vouch for your character. With that mouth, you're gonna need it.
Your professor? We at the eavesdropping stage of our casual relationship?
Apparently we are.
You going to that college hearing thing?
Yeah.
Good.
Why good?
'Cause I think brains are sexy in a man.
Hey, are we at that "kissing in public" stage of our casual relationship? We smell so bad.
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