What can I get you?
Can I get a coffee, two sugars, and a bran muffin, please?
What's up?
[They do hand slaps] Hey, what's up, man? [Has a realisation] Hey, can I ask you something?
Yeah, sure. Shoot.
How did you know you were gay? Were you, like, straight, and then started experimenting and just decided that you liked being gay more?
I... guess I just kinda knew.
So you were always positive that you were into dudes more?
I... no, I guess not really. You know when you're younger, everyone tells you that you're supposed to be into girls. So I, I kinda went through this weird phase in fifth grade where I was really into this chick Carrie Yazel, but I'm pretty sure it's just 'cause she was the one who looked most like a dude. It wasn't until...
Until what?
Justin Timberlake.
Yeah. He's hot.
Yep.
Are you attracted to me?
No.
Why not? I'm not hot?
Yeah. But I mean...
Ian, soy latte no foam, extra hot. Two sugars and a muffin. Yours is paid for. The guy at the end of the counter. I gotta run.
You buy my muffin?
Yeah.
Are you hitting on me?
Excuse me?
Are you trying to fuck me?
N-n-no. No, I j- I just- I, uh- no.
'Cause it's not a... It's not a bad thing if you were. I'm not offended. And I'm not saying no.
I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. Um, once a week, I... I try and do a good deed.
So... So you're not hitting on me?
No. No. No, no. It was totally random. I really... I hope you're not offended, because, you know, I... I just... You're a good looking dude and everything, I'm just...
No, I'm straight, so.
Okay. Thanks.
Yeah. Sure.
Have a nice day.
Is that code?
For what? No. No, it's not code for anything. It just means "have a nice day."
Right. Okay, sorry.
No. Okay.
[Playful tone] Have a nice day. [Winks at him and walks away]
The fuck?
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