A character in Rugrats
Played by Cheryl Chase
Rugrats · 173 quotes
Most-quoted character in Rugrats: in 57 of its 173 quotes
Most scenes with: Tommy (17), Chuckie (14), Drew (13)
[At the Clam Canyon, Tommy and Angelica eat ice cream while Stu and Didi split a bucket of clams]
This food was worth the whole trip.
I'll say, you never know where you'll find good seafood.
You know, Angelica, this Clam Canyon is great but I think I had more fun at the Graham Canyon.
Angelica[last words] It's GRAND Canyon. [to Cynthia] Cynthia, it's impossible to teach babies anything.
Angelica[crying] I want my ice cream!
We didn't really pay enough attention to the kids today.
You're right, Stu. We got a couple of free games. Maybe we could let the kids play. It won't take long.
[sobbing and groveling] Oh, please, no! Anything but that! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!
Could we find something the kids will like?
[voice only] First, it gets really, really cold. [A "snowball" passes by, revealing a man throwing artificial snow through a wreath-adorned hole on a wall, powered by a fan, voice only] Then, the grown-ups start acting really nice...[Camera pans down to a line of people, waiting to see Santa. Chuckie is talking to Tommy]...and smiling all the time. And that's not the worse part! One night... he comes!
Who comes?
The scariest guy in the world! [show close-up of Chuckie's face] Santa Claus!
Chuckie! You can't be scared of Santa! He's big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!
That's not what I heard!
[Pan across to Santa's house]
Okay, who's next to see Santa?
[Cut to an excited Angelica]
AngelicaMe, me, me! [She rushes towards Santa, pushing a kid out of her way and plopping right into Santa's lap]
Oh, uh... Ho ho ho! And how are you today, little, um...
AngelicaAngelica.
Angelica! And why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
[A photographer takes a picture of Santa and Angelica, who grins widely]
AngelicaI want a Luxurious Hair Cynthia Doll.
Of course you do. And if you're a good little girl...
Angelica[She interrupts Santa to continue her list] A "Teenage Nuclear Fusion Squad" Video Game...
Well...
AngelicaA Rocco Mr. X Exploding Smash-Up Doll, a "Beverly Hills Cynthia" Lunch Box, a pony, and a 9-11 Surgical Kit With Working Stethoscope.
Yes, that's an awful lot of presents...
Angelica[shouting in Santa's face] I'm not finished yet!
Maybe we should find a nice game to play inside.
AngelicaLike what? You wanna eat the rest of my crayons!?
Angelica[crying] Daddy! Daddy!
Angelica?! What are you doing here?
Angelica[crying] Daddy, I heard you! I heard it all! I'm sorry I was bad and runned away from home! I'm sorry I cut up your papers and broke your fax machine! I'm sorry and I promise I'll never be bad again! Only please, take me back!
Take you back? Honey, I didn't even know you were gone!
AngelicaYou didn't?
No! I thought you were still in your room, safe and sound.
AngelicaYou mean you didn't even know I runned away?
I had no idea! Oh, but sweetheart, you know you'll always be my princess, no matter what you do. You're my baby and I love you. [Angelica hugs him]
Leave them little kids alone!
AngelicaOh, yeah? Who's gonna make me?
Me!
AngelicaYou and what army?
Me and this army!
AngelicaOh, yeah!
Yeah!
You guys! You guys, don't fight!
AngelicaNO! I'm gonna wish for something real good!
Be careful what you wish for, Angelica! You just might get it!
What are we gonna do, Tommy?! What are we gonna do?!
There's only one thing we can do. We're gonna find Angelica's magic lamp, and we got to wish for everything to be right-right again.
Time to say, bye-bye, sweetie. [Tommy starts bawling] Oh, what's that matter sweetie.
AngelicaOf course, it's me, you babies! There's going to be trouble! That does it!
But, Angelica, I don't have to...
Angelica[she slapped his mouth] Quiet, Tommy. My daddy says that your show is the biggest gravy-train in town.
I beg your parden?
Gosh. After Happy Bear almost got caught by the Taxidermist, I couldn't sleep for days.
Mr. Finster, have you Talked to a psychiatrist about this?
He didn't understand.
[yelling] What's wrong with you people?! Don't you have any real lives outside of this mindless cartoon!?!
[dumbfounded] Well, really? We just thought you liked to hear from a few of your fans.
Well, I don't!
[confused] How can the creator of Happy Bear be so cruel?
[furious] Randy!
Wait a minute, Paul. I can explain everything. [After Randy notices his neighbors at his house unexpectedly]
AngelicaNow if this doesn't work, I quit!
[Angelica picked up the mushed food and threw it at Paul, causing his toupee to fall off into the soup.]
Oh, I'm sorry, Paul, let me get that for you.
[Paul shunned Randy from picking up his toupee as Paul picked it up and placed the damp toupee on his head. He then picked up mushed food and threw it at Drew.]
Hey!
[Paul laughed as a playful food fight began.]
Randy, I do not know how you did it but these guys really crack me up! You're a Comedy Genius!
[During the food fight, with food splattered on the archway above the babies' heads.]
Eww! Now what are they doing?
I don't know, but it looks like they're having fun.
Fun?! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [starts to cry, the camera zooms into her mouth and swerves behind her uvula showing the shot from the inside as Paul wandered up]
Aww, what's the matter, Susie?
Now, we're gonna have to move because my daddy's gonna get a new house!
Move?! Randy, you jokester. I'd never allow it. With all these wild characters in the neighborhood. It's a writer's gold mine! In fact, how would you kids and your parents like to come down and see the Dummi Bears Studio tour?
AngelicaAww, do we have to... [Drew muffles Angelica]
We'd love to, Paul.
[Randy splatters green gelatin all over himself. The next scene you see Randy guiding Paul to the car.]
Paul, I'm so glad you came. We'll have to have you back again.
[Stu jumps out of a nearby bush.]
Yeah, well, I'll see you at the office, huh?
[Randy chuckled as he and Paul continued on their way. Stu dreamily fell into Drew's arms.]
Wow. He looked right at me. That man has changed by life! Man, we didn't need words.
[The camera moves past an elderly man pushing the spout of a container with a sign that says "Creamed Ham", which is next to containers with signs that say "Creamed Potatoes" and "Creamed Toast" respectively. Another elderly man is pushing the spout of another container, pouring gravy onto his food. Tommy and Angelica are standing next to a table with a can of coffee on it. Angelica points to the can]
AngelicaYou see, Tommy? That there coffee is what big people drink if they want to get waked up! Alls we must do is add the stuff in that can to that bucket of water.
[Angelica points to a bucket of water that says, "Caution: Wet Floor" in red letters]
AngelicaAnd we have coffee!
I'll climb up there and get it.
[Tommy groans as he jumps and reaches for the can of coffee. He misses and falls over, but sighs in disdain. Then he looks over at an electric scooter, but turns right-side up]
I have an idea!
[?]
Look kid. It's just an act. Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy. Just like your dad.
[?]
Maybe we better go.
[?]
AngelicaWhy do I have to go? I wasn't crying.
Sorry, folks, no refunds.
I'm glad we left. I'd forgotten how unsanitary circuses are.
Come on, Deed. Circuses are an American institution. They're part of growing up. Kids love the circus.
I hate the circus.
Chuckie, it's all over now.
Hey, thanks for bailing me all back there, Tommy. I felt really stupid crying all by myself.
Don't mention it.
AngelicaIt's not fair. We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying.
Angel, you got to see a lot of good stuff. Remember that big scary lion.
AngelicaThat dumb old lion didn't even have any teeth.
And you got cotton candy and popcorn. And Daddy even bought you that nice stuff turtle he was screaming for.
AngelicaStupid turtle. It doesn't even do anything.
What do you expect for $16.95.
AngelicaThe whole circus was dumb.
Not now, cupcake, I suppose if you have the circus, you can do everything your way.
AngelicaIf I ran the circus. Hmm.
Stu, what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding.
It's 4:00 in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
[tired deadpan] Because I've lost control of my life.
Angelica[watching TV in a queen bed] Ah ha ha ha ha!
Here's your pudding, Angelica.
AngelicaOh, that's okay, Uncle Stu. I'm not hungry anymore.
[Cut to outside the house as Stu screams like a girl]
[Angelica is looking at the kaleidoscope. Tommy is in the playpen and wants to look at it]
AngelicaOoh, it's so pretty.
Can I see?
AngelicaAmazing.
Please?
AngelicaIncredible.
That's not fair! I wanna see the kaleidoscope.
Angelica[to Tommy] Oh, you wanna see.
Uh-huh.
AngelicaYou really wanna see?
Uh-huh.
AngelicaYou really, really, really wanna see?
Uh-huh!
AngelicaOh. [handing Tommy the kaleidoscope] Okay. [as Tommy was about to reach for it, she then pulls it away] Oops, I forgot...it's not for babies!
[angrily argues with Drew] So, what you're saying is my inventions are junk!
Don't put words in my mouth. You're always putting words in my mouth.
[grabs Drew by the shirt] You never have one encouraging thing to say about any of my inventions!
Drew: [takes Stu's hands off his shirt and puts them between his pants] Okay, they're more fun than a root canal!
My inventions are great! (angrily taking the kaleidoscope away from Angelica) For example, take this piece of junk you bought.
AngelicaHey!
She could have bought a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Max kaleidoscope for the same price!
[furiously turns his back on Stu and angrily crosses his arms] Well, maybe she didn't want a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Fuzz-a-Whatever-it-is!
Didi: (begging) Please, you two!
He started it.
Did not!
Did too!
Did not!
[furiously covers Drew and Stu's mouths] ZIP IT, THE BOTH OF YA! (The argument does end, and Angelica takes the kaleidoscope back from Stu.) Always fightin' ever since you were babies!
AngelicaYou mean Daddy and Uncle Stu used to fight when they were babies?
Fight?! Heh... [uncovers Drew and Stu's mouths] They made their civil war look like a dang squirrel hunt.
What do you mean, Pop?
[crosses his arms] We never fought.
Are you kiddin' me? Them two were always going at it. Why, I remember one time when Stu was about, well, Tommy's age, not even old enough to talk. Yes, sir. I remember it just like it was yesterday.
AngelicaHey, this is MY home movies! And if I say I have a crown, then I have a crown, OK?! Now, where was I? Oh, yeah...
[The drawing moves down to reveal a series of drawings of a red square outline, that then comes to life in animation, as Angelica's window, which opens...]
Angelica[narrating] And this is me, in my beautiful room...
[In the home movie, we see Angelica, now with a more simplified design and faceless, lying in her bed as stuffed animals surround it, and "Me" in blue appears above her. Angelica wakes up in her drawing and yawns and stretches as the "Me" and dolls disappear...]
Angelica[narrating] Every day when I get up, I get out of my covers and stand on my bed and greet the day!
[The Angelica drawing stands on her bed and waves at the sun in the sky as a rooster crows. The sun briefly smiles back at her. Then she jumps off her bed...]
AngelicaDaddy, daddy, DADDY!
[A small, simply-drawn crayon figure runs in with a blank face, a black body and blue legs, representing Drew...]
Yes my little darling, my dumpling, my pumpkin pie? [hugs Angelica's leg]
Angelica[shakes Drew off her leg] Get me my breakfast, right now!
Angelica[throws snowball at Tommy] Halt, who goes there?
It's me, Tommy!
AngelicaI am Angelinook of the North, why came you unbidden to my snowbound kingdom!
Huh?
AngelicaWhat are you doing here?
[The camera zooms in on Angelica]
AngelicaA real princess?
Drew, that's great!
Great?
Don't you see? If Angelica's ever gonna make it in a male-dominated power structure, she's gotta eat, breathe, drink, and sweat self-esteem!"
Uh-huh. Look, I know we've been blessed with a special little girl, but if we don't stop spoiling her, she's gonna suspect she really is a princess!
TommyE. G. Daily · 42 quotes
ChuckieNancy Cartwright · 38 quotes
DidiAshley Rae Spillers · 33 quotes
StuTommy Dewey · 26 quotes
DrewTimothy Simons · 20 quotes
LLil20 quotes
PPhil20 quotes
KimiCharlet Chung · 18 quotes
ChasTony Hale · 11 quotes
BettyNatalie Morales · 10 quotes
CharlotteAnna Chlumsky · 10 quotes
KiraRomi Dames · 10 quotes
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