[Tommy secretly joins a group of kids that gather with their parents in a different office. Tommy crawls to a boy.]
Tommy
Hey, what's going on here anyway?
BBoy
Oh, hang around. It's great. They give you toys to play with
Tommy
Wow!
MMen
Parents, children, may I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please?! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?! Thank you. Now I'm sure you all realize that we're gathered here today to test a new toy for that oh-so-fickle preadolescent market. Introducing super blasto man. A fun new toy for all ages [These children, it turns out, are used to gauge the potential success of would-be new toys. This time they're going to play with "Super Blasto Man", a toy robot the children find thoroughly uninteresting.] Now, don't hold back, kids. Anything you want to do with super blasto is all right with us. Just, uh...go crazy [A man walks up to Tommy]
MMan
And here's a super blasto man for you, little boy. And this is what super blasto can shoot out of the launch pad in his stomach [The man leaves Tommy with the toy. Tommy pulls the rubber ball out of the center of the toy's chest and begins to play with it instead.]
BBoy
Hey, look what that kid did [The boy also takes the ball out of the center of the toy's chest and begins to play with it] That's neat.
[At the Clam Canyon, Tommy and Angelica eat ice cream while Stu and Didi split a bucket of clams]
This food was worth the whole trip.
I'll say, you never know where you'll find good seafood.
Tommy
You know, Angelica, this Clam Canyon is great but I think I had more fun at the Graham Canyon.
[last words] It's GRAND Canyon. [to Cynthia] Cynthia, it's impossible to teach babies anything.
[voice only] First, it gets really, really cold. [A "snowball" passes by, revealing a man throwing artificial snow through a wreath-adorned hole on a wall, powered by a fan, voice only] Then, the grown-ups start acting really nice...[Camera pans down to a line of people, waiting to see Santa. Chuckie is talking to Tommy]...and smiling all the time. And that's not the worse part! One night... he comes!
Tommy
Who comes?
The scariest guy in the world! [show close-up of Chuckie's face] Santa Claus!
Tommy
Chuckie! You can't be scared of Santa! He's big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!
[Pan across to Santa's house]
EElf
Okay, who's next to see Santa?
[Cut to an excited Angelica]
Me, me, me! [She rushes towards Santa, pushing a kid out of her way and plopping right into Santa's lap]
MSMall Santa
Oh, uh... Ho ho ho! And how are you today, little, um...
MSMall Santa
Angelica! And why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
[A photographer takes a picture of Santa and Angelica, who grins widely]
I want a Luxurious Hair Cynthia Doll.
MSMall Santa
Of course you do. And if you're a good little girl...
[She interrupts Santa to continue her list] A "Teenage Nuclear Fusion Squad" Video Game...
A Rocco Mr. X Exploding Smash-Up Doll, a "Beverly Hills Cynthia" Lunch Box, a pony, and a 9-11 Surgical Kit With Working Stethoscope.
MSMall Santa
Yes, that's an awful lot of presents...
[shouting in Santa's face] I'm not finished yet!
Time to say, bye-bye, sweetie. [Tommy starts bawling] Oh, what's that matter sweetie.
Of course, it's me, you babies! There's going to be trouble! That does it!
Tommy
But, Angelica, I don't have to...
[she slapped his mouth] Quiet, Tommy. My daddy says that your show is the biggest gravy-train in town.
Gosh. After Happy Bear almost got caught by the Taxidermist, I couldn't sleep for days.
PPaul
Mr. Finster, have you Talked to a psychiatrist about this?
PPaul
[yelling] What's wrong with you people?! Don't you have any real lives outside of this mindless cartoon!?!
[dumbfounded] Well, really? We just thought you liked to hear from a few of your fans.
[confused] How can the creator of Happy Bear be so cruel?
RRandy
Wait a minute, Paul. I can explain everything. [After Randy notices his neighbors at his house unexpectedly]
Now if this doesn't work, I quit!
[Angelica picked up the mushed food and threw it at Paul, causing his toupee to fall off into the soup.]
RRandy
Oh, I'm sorry, Paul, let me get that for you.
[Paul shunned Randy from picking up his toupee as Paul picked it up and placed the damp toupee on his head. He then picked up mushed food and threw it at Drew.]
[Paul laughed as a playful food fight began.]
PPaul
Randy, I do not know how you did it but these guys really crack me up! You're a Comedy Genius!
[During the food fight, with food splattered on the archway above the babies' heads.]
Eww! Now what are they doing?
Tommy
I don't know, but it looks like they're having fun.
SSusie
Fun?! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [starts to cry, the camera zooms into her mouth and swerves behind her uvula showing the shot from the inside as Paul wandered up]
PPaul
Aww, what's the matter, Susie?
SSusie
Now, we're gonna have to move because my daddy's gonna get a new house!
PPaul
Move?! Randy, you jokester. I'd never allow it. With all these wild characters in the neighborhood. It's a writer's gold mine! In fact, how would you kids and your parents like to come down and see the Dummi Bears Studio tour?
Aww, do we have to... [Drew muffles Angelica]
[Randy splatters green gelatin all over himself. The next scene you see Randy guiding Paul to the car.]
RRandy
Paul, I'm so glad you came. We'll have to have you back again.
[Stu jumps out of a nearby bush.]
RRandy
Yeah, well, I'll see you at the office, huh?
[Randy chuckled as he and Paul continued on their way. Stu dreamily fell into Drew's arms.]
Wow. He looked right at me. That man has changed by life! Man, we didn't need words.