Lou quotes from Rugrats

Spike! Leave that poor cat alone!

Angelica

Ooh, it's so pretty.

Tommy

Can I see?

Angelica

Amazing.

Tommy

Please?

Angelica

Incredible.

Tommy

That's not fair! I wanna see the kaleidoscope.

Angelica

[to Tommy] Oh, you wanna see.

Tommy

Uh-huh.

Angelica

You really wanna see?

Tommy

Uh-huh.

Angelica

You really, really, really wanna see?

Tommy

Uh-huh!

Angelica

Oh. [handing Tommy the kaleidoscope] Okay. [as Tommy was about to reach for it, she then pulls it away] Oops, I forgot...it's not for babies!

Stu

[angrily argues with Drew] So, what you're saying is my inventions are junk!

Drew

Don't put words in my mouth. You're always putting words in my mouth.

Stu

[grabs Drew by the shirt] You never have one encouraging thing to say about any of my inventions!

Stu

My inventions are great! (angrily taking the kaleidoscope away from Angelica) For example, take this piece of junk you bought.

Angelica

Hey!

Stu

She could have bought a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Max kaleidoscope for the same price!

Drew

[furiously turns his back on Stu and angrily crosses his arms] Well, maybe she didn't want a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Fuzz-a-Whatever-it-is!

Stu

He started it.

Drew

Did not!

Stu

Did too!

Drew

Did not!

[furiously covers Drew and Stu's mouths] ZIP IT, THE BOTH OF YA! (The argument does end, and Angelica takes the kaleidoscope back from Stu.) Always fightin' ever since you were babies!

Angelica

You mean Daddy and Uncle Stu used to fight when they were babies?

Fight?! Heh... [uncovers Drew and Stu's mouths] They made their civil war look like a dang squirrel hunt.

Stu

What do you mean, Pop?

Drew

[crosses his arms] We never fought.

Are you kiddin' me? Them two were always going at it. Why, I remember one time when Stu was about, well, Tommy's age, not even old enough to talk. Yes, sir. I remember it just like it was yesterday.

[with a notepad] I need you to report any suspicious activities you might have witnessed.

[softly to the detective] Uh, between you and me, I never liked the looks of that guy. [gestures to Dwayne]

Anyone want coffee?

Betty

[holding a cup] All right, Dwaynie! Java me up!

Minka

And I wanted so much for this to be our second honeymoon. [she looks at Boris sleeping and frowns, but when she turns her head Boris smiles]

Kira

[looking at the route map] We should be near Cough Drop Pass.

Didi

[reading from the guide booklet] Where years of natural erosion have formed the stone replica of soothing lozenge.

I have a couple of questions; standard procedure, if you'll come this way.

Drew

Yeah, OK, there's a thief. [gets an idea] Wanna sneak out and have some fun?

OK, sprouts. I'll be taking the next watch to keep you out of trouble.

Drew

Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?

Stu

Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]

Tommy

I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.

Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.

Chuckie

Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.

I am. Mmm. Delicious.

They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.

And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!

Betty

Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.

Stu

You mean traded very expensive.

And look what it cost. It's 100% free.

Stu

It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.

Drew

One senior will each pay with adult admission.

It's the best of them all.

You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.

Stu

Vacation from what? You're all retired.

They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.

Tommy

You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!

Didi

Club Fred? That sounds like fun.

Stu

Aw, What the hey?

Betty

You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!

Kira

[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!

Angelica

What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?

Charlotte

It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.