Charlotte quotes from Rugrats

A real princess?

Charlotte

Drew, that's great!

Great?

Charlotte

Don't you see? If Angelica's ever gonna make it in a male-dominated power structure, she's gotta eat, breathe, drink, and sweat self-esteem!"

Uh-huh. Look, I know we've been blessed with a special little girl, but if we don't stop spoiling her, she's gonna suspect she really is a princess!

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[gasps] This isn't happening! I was just being a good father!

JJudge

Bailiff! Have this man removed from my court and locked up! [everyone cheers and applauds]

No! I'm a good father! I'm a good father! [the bailiff grabs Drew by the shoulders and drags him away] I'm a good father! I'm a good father!

JJudge

[bangs his gavel repeatedly as Drew shouts "I'm a good father!" repeatedly] Order! Order in this court! Order! I demand order! I am the judge here!

[The judge continues yelling at Drew and banging his gavel while the cheers turn into evil laughter as Drew is continued to be dragged away. Finally, the camera zooms in Drew's mouth and we cut to Drew struggling in his sleep in bed. It revealed is was all Drew's dream. Drew then wakes up, gasping]

A dream! It was just a dream! Charlotte! Charlotte! Wake up!

Charlotte

Huh? [she sees the LCD Clock reading 3:01] Drew, It's three in the morning.

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PPhil

I'm gonna miss Angelica after all.

LLil

Yeah, me too.

Charlotte

[enraged] Those ingrates! I gave MergeCorp the best years of my life and they've given the New York V.P. job to that weasel Jonathan! [rips phone cord from phone] There's no loyalty in this town, Drew!

You like us! You really like us!

[The Rugrats cheering hugging Angelica]

Yuck! I was making it all up! Stop hugging me! Stop it! Stop it! Nothing's change! Cut it out!

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Charlotte

The Woodbury school is very exclusive and, well [whispers to Angelica] let's just say not everybody gets to go here. Ah, here's room 4.

But Mommy. Why do I have to go to school?

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[hands Angelica some papers; then back on the phone]

PVPhone Voice

Hello.

Charlotte

Yeah, Lloyd. It's me again.

Who's Jack?

He's the person that fixes car. Do I have to teach you everything.

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Pop! Don't go to sleep.

Grandpa

[Grandpa wakes up in shock.] Huh? Wha? What?!

You said you'd watch the kids, remember?

Grandpa

Oh, of course I remember.

Why don't you call Zippy's Snappy Delivery Deli and just order some lunch for you and the kids? The number's on the speed dial. Just tell them to put it on the Pickles' account.

Grandpa

Oh, all right.

Charlotte

"Angelica, Mommy has to run to a meeting. Give me a kiss!"

[Angelica blows a kiss at Charlotte. Charlotte blows a kiss back at her, then walks away. Didi walks up to Tommy.]

"Bye-bye, Sweetums! Be a good boy."

[Tommy giggles as Didi pats his head. As Didi walks away, Stu waves at Tommy.]

"Bye, tiger! Bye, Pop!"

[Stu walks away. Didi walks past Grandpa and waves at him.]

"See you in a while, Pop!" [Didi follows Stu, then stops, and turns to face Grandpa.] Oh, and we're trying to take care of their teeth, so, don't order them any junk food, or... or I'll take your teeth away."

[Tommy stares in shock and gasps when he hears this.]

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[giggles] Choo-choo, train! Hey, Mr. Train! Choo-choo! [laughs] Choo-choo, everybody!

You're good with trains, Chuckie!

Choo-choo! A funny train, too. Choo-choo!

[In the kitchen, Minka and Boris are showing Stu and Didi a guide booklet about a scenic train ride. Stu is reading the paper, and looks over nervously at Chuckie playing with his toy train]

Minka

An old-fashioned train, taking us to Little Biendeltown. It's like a dream come true. [hands the booklet to Didi]

Biendeltown? "A recreation of the Old Country with all its' whimsical charms."

BBoris

Whimsical, schmimsical. It's got dust and a yak. For this I need a two-day train ride?!

Minka

What do you know? [to Didi] It's our second honeymoon! Why don't you all come with us?

BBoris

Oy...

On your honeymoon?

Minka

What? I'm gonna talk to HIM for eighteen hours? [points to Boris eating his meal]

I've never been on a scenic train trip before. Think of the sights we'll see on the way! Doesn't that sound fun, Stu?

[Stu looks up from his newspaper and grins nervously. Back in the playpen, Chuckie continues playing with his toy train]

Choo-choo! Choo-choo, everybody!

Oh, kids! Guess what? We're going to ride on a real train! We even get to sleep on it overnight. Isn't that exciting? [walks back into the kitchen]

Wow, a real live train!

LLil

With the wheelies and the chugga-chugga and everything!

Kimi

Yeah!

I'm not going.

What do you mean, Chuckie? I thought you love trains.

REAL trains don't have a string to pull with. They just go all by themselves! Nothing can stop them!

It's OK, Chuckie. A real train's just like your toy train. It just needs to be bigger-er so the grownups can play with them!

[picks up his toy engine] I don't know, Tommy. It's kinda scary.

Well, we'll all be there and, um... I know! You can bring your old pal Wawa!

Yeah! So I won't be a-scared all by myself.

[It cuts to Drew's house. In the kitchen, Charlotte is trying to type on her laptop computer as Angelica plays with her Cynthia doll]

Charlotte, this is a family trip. Two relaxing days on a train. I want you to promise: NO business. [closes the screen on Charlotte's laptop]

Charlotte

[opens her laptop] Well, I don't see why a person ca...

[clears throat] Charlotte!

Charlotte

[annoyed] All right, fine!

[to her Cynthia doll] You hear that, Cynthia? We're going on a train trip! Time to break out all those extra EXTRA special accessories. [leaves the kitchen with Cynthia]

[Some time later, it cuts to the city train station. A singing bird flies past. But then]

[offscreen] CHARLOTTE!

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Charlotte

Get here Jonathan! I'm swamped! Working at home and watching the babies isn't easy for me either, but I've offered them over a weakness, and Angelica would love to help you with the babies.

Alright diaper heads, listen up. While I’m gone you can’t touch anything, look at anything or even think about touching or looking at anything especially my new Cynthia Dream Yacht.

Why not Angelica?

You still going to ask? Because you’re bunch of dumb babies!

Charlotte

Angelica!

Oh, I love Lil very, very much!

Charlotte

If I find you being mean to the babies again, your dream yacht is sailing right back to the toy store.

JJonathan

One glass of low-fat no foam cappuccino.

Charlotte

I said fat-free, foam cappuccino. Remember, be nice to the babies like you usually are.

HHarold

Hi, bestest friend, Angelica!

[Susie laughs]

Keep dreaming, snack boy!

HHarold

[screamed] DO YOU HEAR ME, WORLD?!?! ANGELICA'S BEST FRIEND!!!!

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[The episode starts with a leaf falling down to the picnic table. Betty walks up to the table. Camera pans right to Chaz, who is making the salad. The wind blows it away]

Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?

Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]

[Howard just dropped a bun to the bottom of the picnic table. Phil grabs the bun. Cut to the babies]

I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.

LLil

Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.