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Look kid. It's just an act. Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy. Just like your dad.
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Maybe we better go.
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Why do I have to go? I wasn't crying.
Sorry, folks, no refunds.
I'm glad we left. I'd forgotten how unsanitary circuses are.
Come on, Deed. Circuses are an American institution. They're part of growing up. Kids love the circus.
I hate the circus.
Chuckie, it's all over now.
Hey, thanks for bailing me all back there, Tommy. I felt really stupid crying all by myself.
Don't mention it.
It's not fair. We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying.
Angel, you got to see a lot of good stuff. Remember that big scary lion.
That dumb old lion didn't even have any teeth.
And you got cotton candy and popcorn. And Daddy even bought you that nice stuff turtle he was screaming for.
Stupid turtle. It doesn't even do anything.
What do you expect for $16.95.
The whole circus was dumb.
Not now, cupcake, I suppose if you have the circus, you can do everything your way.
If I ran the circus. Hmm.
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