Lil quotes from Rugrats

I look scary like Reptar!

I want a feel specially special, too!

Wanna play in my doll, Stuie. [He brings his doll and broke. Lil start public crying and then Stu]

Chuckie

Looks like trouble.

Chuckie

What's wrong, Stuie?

Stu

Toy broke.

Tommy

I miss my daddy!

Does that mean we're never gonna see Chuckie again?

Oh noooo!

Who's gonna have all his toys?

I wonder if I could have them!

I thought of it first!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

What do you mean?

Getting old's fun!

Angelica

No, no, little Phil. Getting old is nothing but misery and woe.

Tommy

Wow. It's too bad you can't stay little like us.

Angelica

Yes. It's too bad I can't stay little like... Wait a minute, that's it!

Chuckie

Uh-oh!

What do you mean, Angelica?

Angelica

Oh, nothing. I just forgot it for a minute which of you was the favorite kid. But then it came to me. How silly of me; it's so obvious.

The favorite?

What're you talking about, Angelica?

Angelica

Every family has a favorite kid, right?

They do?

Angelica

Sure! Look at my family. I'm the favorite. And in Tommy's family, he's the favorite, and Chuckie's the favorite in his family, right?

But, Angelica, our family has two kids. [holds two fingers]

Angelica

That's right.

So, how can we both be the favorite?

Angelica

Well, you can't, of course. I guess what it comes down to is: your family's not big enough for the both of ya.

You mean...?

Angelica

Yep, one of you's the favorite and the other... is the reject.

Reject?!

Angelica

The favorite gets all the toys and the attention, and the reject, um... The reject has to live in the basement all by his-self.

But which one of us is the reject?

Angelica

That is the question, isn't it? Guess you'll just have to figure it out for yourselves.

Do you think Angelica was right about the favorite?

[shakes his head] Nah, she couldn't be. If Daddy or Mommy had a favorite, they'd be much nicer to him.

You're right. She'd be treated a lot better.

And Mommy and Daddy treat us both the same.

[picks up her ball] Right, exactly the same.

I'm gonna miss Angelica after all.

Yeah, me too.

Charlotte

[enraged] Those ingrates! I gave MergeCorp the best years of my life and they've given the New York V.P. job to that weasel Jonathan! [rips phone cord from phone] There's no loyalty in this town, Drew!

Tommy

You like us! You really like us!

Angelica

Yuck! I was making it all up! Stop hugging me! Stop it! Stop it! Nothing's change! Cut it out!

Angelica

Ah! [It's a pizza delivery truck. She then goes back to the babies] Wait! I see something, something cheesy.

Is it between my toes?

Angelica

No, no. It's a...a pizza.

Pizza? [pushing Lil out of the way] Where?

And now, let the jousting tournaments beginnith!

Didi

Oh, look! It's the good knight.

Wow. Look it!

Look at the sheeps? What are you looking for Chuckie?

Chuckie

If there's a knight, there's got to be a dragon around here somewhere!

Tommy

Um, is something wrong Chuckie?

Chuckie

No.

Then why are you sitting on the ground all scrunched up like an old bag?

Chuckie

No reason.

Are you hiding something?

Chuckie

[gasping] I'm not hiding anything. I just have to go potty.

So why don't you just go?

Now, what do we do?

Tommy

It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.

Chuckie

Ew, this crayon's too mushy.

Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.

[eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.

Not me, you.

Smells like cinnamon is making me a yummy recipe.

Kimi

Pie! [As she walks by, knocking down Tommy's sandcastle by accident as her stomach growls] Oh, my tummy's talking.

Tommy's mommy made a pie.

Kimi

I want to see, give me a booster.

Kimi

Uh oh. Oof!

[sighs] Bye-bye pie.

Now what are we supposed to do?

Kimi

I know, we can make the new pie, but I don't know how.

We do, me and Lil make yummy pies all the time.

Who teach you?

Yeah. You stay here, and will get some ingredients.

[she picks up a rock with dirt] These ants are look pretty dirty. [She puts the ants inside with her pail, then she puts the grass in a dog bowl of water as she picks it up]

Ahem, ladies and gentlemen. today we have a yummy delicious recipe for you.

It is called "ant wormies mud pie".

The first thing we got to do is get lots of mud.

[As she uses a shovel to dig a piece of mud out from a pail and showing it to Kimi] Look it, it's a little guy.

But I don't know threw at me.

Now we add the ingredients. And then we bake a really whole pie if we didn't have lots and lots of juicy wormies.

Okay, but how we got adding some extra special flavor like my mommy does. [He picks up a rock]

Kimi

What's that?

It's a secret flavor, remember?

Here, maybe we'll have some chopped grass on top.

Uh, uh, uh. This is many grassy boots. This is still got to put one more thing with before we add the finish touches.

Whoa.

Ta-da! A wormy mud pie!

Kimi

Wait a sec, did you suppose to put a crusty on top?

You got a crusty. [When he and Lil are thinking if they surprised looking at a pie crust, then they put the pie crust on top] This is the bestest pie ever!

Now can I say ta-da?

Kimi

Okay.

TA-DA!!

You guys, we have to put the new pie back before Tommy's mommy comes back.

Kimi

I'll do it.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Kimi

[Later, as she reaches and puts the pie back on the window and hides] Come on, let's build some sandcastles.

Stu

Mmm, smells great. I think I'll have myself to a nice big slice.

Tommy

Hole in five!

Kimi

Two!

A bazillion!

Chuckie

Eleventy!

Purple!

You're opposed to say a number, Phillip!

You guys said em' all already!

Chuckie

[giggles] Choo-choo, train! Hey, Mr. Train! Choo-choo! [laughs] Choo-choo, everybody!

Tommy

You're good with trains, Chuckie!

Chuckie

Choo-choo! A funny train, too. Choo-choo!

Minka

An old-fashioned train, taking us to Little Biendeltown. It's like a dream come true. [hands the booklet to Didi]

Didi

Biendeltown? "A recreation of the Old Country with all its' whimsical charms."

Whimsical, schmimsical. It's got dust and a yak. For this I need a two-day train ride?!

Minka

What do you know? [to Didi] It's our second honeymoon! Why don't you all come with us?

Oy...

Didi

On your honeymoon?

Minka

What? I'm gonna talk to HIM for eighteen hours? [points to Boris eating his meal]

Didi

I've never been on a scenic train trip before. Think of the sights we'll see on the way! Doesn't that sound fun, Stu?

Chuckie

Choo-choo! Choo-choo, everybody!

Didi

Oh, kids! Guess what? We're going to ride on a real train! We even get to sleep on it overnight. Isn't that exciting? [walks back into the kitchen]

Tommy

Wow, a real live train!

With the wheelies and the chugga-chugga and everything!

Kimi

Yeah!

Chuckie

I'm not going.

Tommy

What do you mean, Chuckie? I thought you love trains.

Chuckie

REAL trains don't have a string to pull with. They just go all by themselves! Nothing can stop them!

Tommy

It's OK, Chuckie. A real train's just like your toy train. It just needs to be bigger-er so the grownups can play with them!

Chuckie

[picks up his toy engine] I don't know, Tommy. It's kinda scary.

Tommy

Well, we'll all be there and, um... I know! You can bring your old pal Wawa!

Chuckie

Yeah! So I won't be a-scared all by myself.

Drew

Charlotte, this is a family trip. Two relaxing days on a train. I want you to promise: NO business. [closes the screen on Charlotte's laptop]

Charlotte

[opens her laptop] Well, I don't see why a person ca...

Drew

[clears throat] Charlotte!

Charlotte

[annoyed] All right, fine!

Angelica

[to her Cynthia doll] You hear that, Cynthia? We're going on a train trip! Time to break out all those extra EXTRA special accessories. [leaves the kitchen with Cynthia]

Drew

[offscreen] CHARLOTTE!

Drew

Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?

Stu

Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]

Tommy

I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.

Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.

Chuckie

Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.

I am. Mmm. Delicious.

They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.

And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!

Betty

Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.

Stu

You mean traded very expensive.

And look what it cost. It's 100% free.

Stu

It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.

Drew

One senior will each pay with adult admission.

It's the best of them all.

You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.

Stu

Vacation from what? You're all retired.

They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.

Tommy

You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!

Didi

Club Fred? That sounds like fun.

Stu

Aw, What the hey?

Betty

You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!

Kira

[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!

Angelica

What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?

Charlotte

It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.