[sighs] When we take the pups to the amusement park tomorrow night, let's dress them up as monsters! That way, they'll feel more scary than anything they see!
You mean, empower them by tapping into their inner monster?
Kira
Oh, I think it's a wonderful idea! Kimi can be a witch, and Chuckie can be, um... uh... a werewolf!
A werewolf? I don't know.
Come on, Chas. Frightening people is what Halloween is all about!
3,000 hours ago, you, me, Chuckie, and Kimi became a family. Happy anniversary, Kira.
Kira
Okay, little ones, time to play outside. Except for you, Kimi. Chuckie put his toys away, now it's your turn.
[Mylan crying]
Chuckie doesn't different, like this. Why doesn't Chuckie wanna play with me?
Kira
Something's going on with Kimi and Chuckie. Maybe If I got them playing together.
[We cut to the next scene with popsicle sticks]
Kira
I can't wait to see what you two build together. What will it be? A spaceship?
Ms. Chuckie's Mommy, Can I have a popsicle stick too with a popsicle still on it?
Kira
Sure, Angelica.
[Chuckie starts to sneeze, turning towards to Angelica, and sneezed on Angelica's face]
Aaah! Yuck! I asked for a popsicle! Not a SNOT-sicle! [She rubbing her nose]
Sorry. I got to go potty.
Chuckie, I've been trying to tell you.
Wow! It shaped like a moose!
It is? I mean... I knew that.
[She hugged Chuckie] Oh, Chuckie!
[Everyone starts to board the train. Didi and Kira walk up to the babies]
Come on, kids. We're going on the train! [they walk on board]
[Angelica walks up to the train with her Cynthia and a small dollhouse with a carrying handle]
[with a flourish] Well, Cynthia, say goodbye to your home! Maybe we'll come back someday; maybe not. Angelica Pickles follows the feet of a different plumber! [boards the train]
[Inside one of the Pullman compartments, Didi and Kira are looking at a map while Didi holds Dil]
And after the train passes each landmark, we can mark it with a little check.
Kira
You really have this worked out!
[Across from them, Didi and Kira are looking out the window with their guide booklet while holding Dil]
Kira
The first sight should be coming up any second: Vegetable Rock! [hands the booklet to Didi]
"Thrill to the spectacle of a natural stone formation in the shape of an asparagus." [looks out the window with Kira] This is what it's all about.
[Kira nods. But then Dil spits up]
[The train passes Vegetable Rock, but Didi and Kira miss it]
Kira
I'll get some more napkins. [gets some]
It's just baby stuff. It's not a real problem...
Kira
There we go. [wipes Dil's mouth]
[The train departs the station, and we see the main adults inside the lounge car with the two detectives and Dwayne serving coffee]
1Detective 1
[with a notepad] I need you to report any suspicious activities you might have witnessed.
[softly to the detective] Uh, between you and me, I never liked the looks of that guy. [gestures to Dwayne]
DDwayne
Anyone want coffee?
[holding a cup] All right, Dwaynie! Java me up!
[Dwayne pours coffee into Betty's cup]
And I wanted so much for this to be our second honeymoon. [she looks at Boris sleeping and frowns, but when she turns her head Boris smiles]
Kira
[looking at the route map] We should be near Cough Drop Pass.
[reading from the guide booklet] Where years of natural erosion have formed the stone replica of soothing lozenge.
[Didi and Kira start to look out the window, but Detective 1 walks up to them]
1Detective 1
I have a couple of questions; standard procedure, if you'll come this way.
[Didi and Kira look at each other and then get up, just missing the Cough Drop Pass as the train passes by it. Drew and Stu are standing around looking bored]
Yeah, OK, there's a thief. [gets an idea] Wanna sneak out and have some fun?
[Drew whispers in Stu's ear, and Stu grins and they high-five. The train continues chugging on as the engine's whistle blows, and in their compartment, the babies watch as Grandpa Lou enters]
OK, sprouts. I'll be taking the next watch to keep you out of trouble.
[The episode starts with a leaf falling down to the picnic table. Betty walks up to the table. Camera pans right to Chaz, who is making the salad. The wind blows it away]
Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?
Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]
[Howard just dropped a bun to the bottom of the picnic table. Phil grabs the bun. Cut to the babies]
I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.
Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.
Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.
[Angelica takes the bug burger from Phil, she screamed. The babies laughed]
LLulu
They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.
MMiriam
And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!
Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.
You mean traded very expensive.
And look what it cost. It's 100% free.
It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.
One senior will each pay with adult admission.
MMiriam
It's the best of them all.
LLulu
You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.
Vacation from what? You're all retired.
MMiriam
They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.
You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!
Club Fred? That sounds like fun.
[The chef hat is blown from Stu's head]
You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!
[Cut to a plane flying to the mentioned location. At Club Fred, they are dropped off to the entrance]
Kira
[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!
[The others walk in]
What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?
It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.
[She gives the luggage to one of them. They walk with the others]
Kira
One mega-frothy mocca-cherra.
And one biscotti coming up.
[He and the Finster kids are in a playpen, eating cookies and drinking out of sippy cups] Mmm! I love your mommy and daddy's coffee shop! They gots extra big cookies here!
Yeah, they look funny but they taste good.
And you can play choo-choo with them. [pretends her biscuit is a train] Choo-choo! [giggles]