Phil quotes from Rugrats

That won't work, Chuckie. In space, no one can hear you scream.

Nobody's gonna save those kitties.

The biggest kid ever to still be sucking on a pacifier.

Now I know why they call it "Diaper-Space!"

Does that mean we're never gonna see Chuckie again?

Oh noooo!

Who's gonna have all his toys?

I wonder if I could have them!

I thought of it first!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

What do you mean?

Getting old's fun!

Angelica

No, no, little Phil. Getting old is nothing but misery and woe.

Tommy

Wow. It's too bad you can't stay little like us.

Angelica

Yes. It's too bad I can't stay little like... Wait a minute, that's it!

Chuckie

Uh-oh!

What do you mean, Angelica?

Angelica

Oh, nothing. I just forgot it for a minute which of you was the favorite kid. But then it came to me. How silly of me; it's so obvious.

The favorite?

What're you talking about, Angelica?

Angelica

Every family has a favorite kid, right?

They do?

Angelica

Sure! Look at my family. I'm the favorite. And in Tommy's family, he's the favorite, and Chuckie's the favorite in his family, right?

But, Angelica, our family has two kids. [holds two fingers]

Angelica

That's right.

So, how can we both be the favorite?

Angelica

Well, you can't, of course. I guess what it comes down to is: your family's not big enough for the both of ya.

You mean...?

Angelica

Yep, one of you's the favorite and the other... is the reject.

Reject?!

Angelica

The favorite gets all the toys and the attention, and the reject, um... The reject has to live in the basement all by his-self.

But which one of us is the reject?

Angelica

That is the question, isn't it? Guess you'll just have to figure it out for yourselves.

Do you think Angelica was right about the favorite?

[shakes his head] Nah, she couldn't be. If Daddy or Mommy had a favorite, they'd be much nicer to him.

You're right. She'd be treated a lot better.

And Mommy and Daddy treat us both the same.

[picks up her ball] Right, exactly the same.

I'm gonna miss Angelica after all.

Yeah, me too.

Charlotte

[enraged] Those ingrates! I gave MergeCorp the best years of my life and they've given the New York V.P. job to that weasel Jonathan! [rips phone cord from phone] There's no loyalty in this town, Drew!

Tommy

You like us! You really like us!

Angelica

Yuck! I was making it all up! Stop hugging me! Stop it! Stop it! Nothing's change! Cut it out!

Angelica

Ah! [It's a pizza delivery truck. She then goes back to the babies] Wait! I see something, something cheesy.

Is it between my toes?

Angelica

No, no. It's a...a pizza.

Pizza? [pushing Lil out of the way] Where?

And now, let the jousting tournaments beginnith!

Didi

Oh, look! It's the good knight.

Wow. Look it!

Look at the sheeps? What are you looking for Chuckie?

Chuckie

If there's a knight, there's got to be a dragon around here somewhere!

Tommy

Um, is something wrong Chuckie?

Chuckie

No.

Then why are you sitting on the ground all scrunched up like an old bag?

Chuckie

No reason.

Are you hiding something?

Chuckie

[gasping] I'm not hiding anything. I just have to go potty.

So why don't you just go?

Now, what do we do?

Tommy

It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.

Chuckie

Ew, this crayon's too mushy.

Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.

[eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.

Angelica

Dil's not on TV! He trapped inside the compooper!

How'd he get in there?

Angelica

I bet Tommy knows, it was HIS fault!

Not me, you.

Smells like cinnamon is making me a yummy recipe.

Kimi

Pie! [As she walks by, knocking down Tommy's sandcastle by accident as her stomach growls] Oh, my tummy's talking.

Tommy's mommy made a pie.

Kimi

I want to see, give me a booster.

Kimi

Uh oh. Oof!

[sighs] Bye-bye pie.

Now what are we supposed to do?

Kimi

I know, we can make the new pie, but I don't know how.

We do, me and Lil make yummy pies all the time.

Who teach you?

Yeah. You stay here, and will get some ingredients.

[she picks up a rock with dirt] These ants are look pretty dirty. [She puts the ants inside with her pail, then she puts the grass in a dog bowl of water as she picks it up]

Ahem, ladies and gentlemen. today we have a yummy delicious recipe for you.

It is called "ant wormies mud pie".

The first thing we got to do is get lots of mud.

[As she uses a shovel to dig a piece of mud out from a pail and showing it to Kimi] Look it, it's a little guy.

But I don't know threw at me.

Now we add the ingredients. And then we bake a really whole pie if we didn't have lots and lots of juicy wormies.

Okay, but how we got adding some extra special flavor like my mommy does. [He picks up a rock]

Kimi

What's that?

It's a secret flavor, remember?

Here, maybe we'll have some chopped grass on top.

Uh, uh, uh. This is many grassy boots. This is still got to put one more thing with before we add the finish touches.

Whoa.

Ta-da! A wormy mud pie!

Kimi

Wait a sec, did you suppose to put a crusty on top?

You got a crusty. [When he and Lil are thinking if they surprised looking at a pie crust, then they put the pie crust on top] This is the bestest pie ever!

Now can I say ta-da?

Kimi

Okay.

TA-DA!!

You guys, we have to put the new pie back before Tommy's mommy comes back.

Kimi

I'll do it.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Kimi

[Later, as she reaches and puts the pie back on the window and hides] Come on, let's build some sandcastles.

Stu

Mmm, smells great. I think I'll have myself to a nice big slice.

Tommy

Hole in five!

Kimi

Two!

A bazillion!

Chuckie

Eleventy!

Purple!

You're opposed to say a number, Phillip!

You guys said em' all already!