[voice only] First, it gets really, really cold. [A "snowball" passes by, revealing a man throwing artificial snow through a wreath-adorned hole on a wall, powered by a fan, voice only] Then, the grown-ups start acting really nice...[Camera pans down to a line of people, waiting to see Santa. Chuckie is talking to Tommy]...and smiling all the time. And that's not the worse part! One night... he comes!
Who comes?
The scariest guy in the world! [show close-up of Chuckie's face] Santa Claus!
Chuckie! You can't be scared of Santa! He's big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!
That's not what I heard!
[Pan across to Santa's house]
Okay, who's next to see Santa?
[Cut to an excited Angelica]
Me, me, me! [She rushes towards Santa, pushing a kid out of her way and plopping right into Santa's lap]
Oh, uh... Ho ho ho! And how are you today, little, um...
Angelica.
Angelica! And why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
[A photographer takes a picture of Santa and Angelica, who grins widely]
I want a Luxurious Hair Cynthia Doll.
Of course you do. And if you're a good little girl...
[She interrupts Santa to continue her list] A "Teenage Nuclear Fusion Squad" Video Game...
Well...
A Rocco Mr. X Exploding Smash-Up Doll, a "Beverly Hills Cynthia" Lunch Box, a pony, and a 9-11 Surgical Kit With Working Stethoscope.
Yes, that's an awful lot of presents...
[shouting in Santa's face] I'm not finished yet!
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