Chas quotes from Rugrats

Chas

Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Cinderella, who lived with her mean stepmother and her two awful stepsisters in a big house. They gave poor Cinderella rags to wear, and made her work from morning to night. She even had to sleep on the floor! Which can result in sciatica if you're not careful.

Chas

Boy, writing this history of my allergies is really inspiring. It's full of dramatic detail. Like the day my cat Yeowler had to be given away. I had him a whole year. But all of a sudden, I started sneezing every time I got near him. At least he went to a good home. [Kira kisses him and he chuckles] Oh, that reminds me.

Chas

This is Chuckie and Kimi. Have guys have fun, ta-ta. [He walks away along with Didi]

Chas

You shouldn't be out here, Chuckie. You're not a clown.

Didi

Chas, I think it's time you shared these things with Chuckie.

Chas

Well, I'm just afraid he'll miss her.

Didi

Then you can miss her together.

Betty

[sighs] When we take the pups to the amusement park tomorrow night, let's dress them up as monsters! That way, they'll feel more scary than anything they see!

Didi

You mean, empower them by tapping into their inner monster?

Kira

Oh, I think it's a wonderful idea! Kimi can be a witch, and Chuckie can be, um... uh... a werewolf!

Chas

A werewolf? I don't know.

Stu

Come on, Chas. Frightening people is what Halloween is all about!

Chas

3,000 hours ago, you, me, Chuckie, and Kimi became a family. Happy anniversary, Kira.

Kira

Okay, little ones, time to play outside. Except for you, Kimi. Chuckie put his toys away, now it's your turn.

Kimi

Chuckie doesn't different, like this. Why doesn't Chuckie wanna play with me?

Chas

Dandelion season already? Oh, I better give Chuckie his allergy medicine.

Kira

I love my new gold locket.

Chas

[He sneezed one last time and sighs] Gold lockets.

Betty

Here's where it happened. Now cordon off the scene and sniff out the perp!

All I do is punch the tickets. I'll call ahead for the detectives; they'll meet us in the morning at our first stop.

Chas

[with his newspaper] In the morning? But before the morning, there's... [dramatically] the night!

Minka

That was a nice visit! Now back on the train.

Stu

[He's carrying a sleeping Dil, nervously] For another... eighteen... hours...

Chas

[He takes a photo of Kira posing next to the station clock] That rubber band sure was big!

Angelica

[She and Brett walk up to the train. As Angelica steps on] Come on, Brett. We gotta go.

Kira

One mega-frothy mocca-cherra.

Chas

And one biscotti coming up.

Tommy

[He and the Finster kids are in a playpen, eating cookies and drinking out of sippy cups] Mmm! I love your mommy and daddy's coffee shop! They gots extra big cookies here!

Chuckie

Yeah, they look funny but they taste good.

Kimi

And you can play choo-choo with them. [pretends her biscuit is a train] Choo-choo! [giggles]