Chuckie quotes from Rugrats

Chuckie

Aaah! Somebody help me! I can't see! Well, I can see a little.

Chuckie

Spike got it a huge fight.

Chuckie

Now I know just how Cinderella feels!

Chuckie

I'm crying, Fairy Bobmother! [Nothing happens] I said I'm crying, Fairy Bobmother!

Chuckie

Ya know, I bet you Dil and Spike don't think about nothing!

Chuckie

This isn't Reptar, Tommy.

Chuckie

[looks at the mirror] I'm not a clown? I'm not a clown!

Chuckie

Happy Birthday, Kimi!

Wanna play in my doll, Stuie. [He brings his doll and broke. Lil start public crying and then Stu]

Chuckie

Looks like trouble.

Chuckie

What's wrong, Stuie?

Stu

Toy broke.

Tommy

I miss my daddy!

Chuckie

[voice only] First, it gets really, really cold. [A "snowball" passes by, revealing a man throwing artificial snow through a wreath-adorned hole on a wall, powered by a fan, voice only] Then, the grown-ups start acting really nice...[Camera pans down to a line of people, waiting to see Santa. Chuckie is talking to Tommy]...and smiling all the time. And that's not the worse part! One night... he comes!

Tommy

Who comes?

Chuckie

The scariest guy in the world! [show close-up of Chuckie's face] Santa Claus!

Tommy

Chuckie! You can't be scared of Santa! He's big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!

Chuckie

That's not what I heard!

Okay, who's next to see Santa?

Angelica

Me, me, me! [She rushes towards Santa, pushing a kid out of her way and plopping right into Santa's lap]

Oh, uh... Ho ho ho! And how are you today, little, um...

Angelica

Angelica.

Angelica! And why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas.

Angelica

I want a Luxurious Hair Cynthia Doll.

Of course you do. And if you're a good little girl...

Angelica

[She interrupts Santa to continue her list] A "Teenage Nuclear Fusion Squad" Video Game...

Well...

Angelica

A Rocco Mr. X Exploding Smash-Up Doll, a "Beverly Hills Cynthia" Lunch Box, a pony, and a 9-11 Surgical Kit With Working Stethoscope.

Yes, that's an awful lot of presents...

Angelica

[shouting in Santa's face] I'm not finished yet!

Chuckie

Maybe we should find a nice game to play inside.

Angelica

Like what? You wanna eat the rest of my crayons!?

Tommy

But, Chuckie, that wasn't your slide. That was a big kids' slide. There's no reason you can't go down your slide.

Chuckie

I tried, Tommy. I really tried, but it's no use. Now I am a-scared of every slide in the world.

Angelica

NO! I'm gonna wish for something real good!

Tommy

Be careful what you wish for, Angelica! You just might get it!

Chuckie

What are we gonna do, Tommy?! What are we gonna do?!

Tommy

There's only one thing we can do. We're gonna find Angelica's magic lamp, and we got to wish for everything to be right-right again.

Didi

Time to say, bye-bye, sweetie. [Tommy starts bawling] Oh, what's that matter sweetie.

Angelica

Of course, it's me, you babies! There's going to be trouble! That does it!

Tommy

But, Angelica, I don't have to...

Angelica

[she slapped his mouth] Quiet, Tommy. My daddy says that your show is the biggest gravy-train in town.

I beg your parden?

Gosh. After Happy Bear almost got caught by the Taxidermist, I couldn't sleep for days.

Mr. Finster, have you Talked to a psychiatrist about this?

He didn't understand.

[yelling] What's wrong with you people?! Don't you have any real lives outside of this mindless cartoon!?!

Betty

[dumbfounded] Well, really? We just thought you liked to hear from a few of your fans.

Well, I don't!

[confused] How can the creator of Happy Bear be so cruel?

[furious] Randy!

Wait a minute, Paul. I can explain everything. [After Randy notices his neighbors at his house unexpectedly]

Angelica

Now if this doesn't work, I quit!

Oh, I'm sorry, Paul, let me get that for you.

Drew

Hey!

Randy, I do not know how you did it but these guys really crack me up! You're a Comedy Genius!

Chuckie

Eww! Now what are they doing?

Tommy

I don't know, but it looks like they're having fun.

Fun?! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [starts to cry, the camera zooms into her mouth and swerves behind her uvula showing the shot from the inside as Paul wandered up]

Aww, what's the matter, Susie?

Now, we're gonna have to move because my daddy's gonna get a new house!

Move?! Randy, you jokester. I'd never allow it. With all these wild characters in the neighborhood. It's a writer's gold mine! In fact, how would you kids and your parents like to come down and see the Dummi Bears Studio tour?

Angelica

Aww, do we have to... [Drew muffles Angelica]

Drew

We'd love to, Paul.

Paul, I'm so glad you came. We'll have to have you back again.

Yeah, well, I'll see you at the office, huh?

Stu

Wow. He looked right at me. That man has changed by life! Man, we didn't need words.

Look kid. It's just an act. Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy. Just like your dad.

Didi

Maybe we better go.

Angelica

Why do I have to go? I wasn't crying.

Sorry, folks, no refunds.

Didi

I'm glad we left. I'd forgotten how unsanitary circuses are.

Stu

Come on, Deed. Circuses are an American institution. They're part of growing up. Kids love the circus.

Chuckie

I hate the circus.

Tommy

Chuckie, it's all over now.

Chuckie

Hey, thanks for bailing me all back there, Tommy. I felt really stupid crying all by myself.

Tommy

Don't mention it.

Angelica

It's not fair. We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying.

Drew

Angel, you got to see a lot of good stuff. Remember that big scary lion.

Angelica

That dumb old lion didn't even have any teeth.

Drew

And you got cotton candy and popcorn. And Daddy even bought you that nice stuff turtle he was screaming for.

Angelica

Stupid turtle. It doesn't even do anything.

Drew

What do you expect for $16.95.

Angelica

The whole circus was dumb.

Drew

Not now, cupcake, I suppose if you have the circus, you can do everything your way.

Angelica

If I ran the circus. Hmm.