Angelica quotes from Rugrats

Angelica

It all started when the first present was given by the Pilgrims a long, long time ago. After that, everybody started giving presents...even the Easter Bunny started giving them 'til Santa slapped him with a lawsuit.

Angelica

Stupid babies. They'll believe anything. [An egg falls under her butt] Hey, what's this? [screams] I'M TURNING INTO A CHICKEN!

Angelica

Jail is like a bazillion times more horribler than Time Out!

Angelica

The things I do for you dumb babies.[She puts the sand Chuckie's shorts] Here they are, the babies!

Angelica

Babies and gentlemen, Angelica Pickles is proud to present.... Angelica Pickles. [She began to sing while the babies just quietly walked away from her] Look at me! Look at me! You can't believe that I'm so pretty. Look at me! I'm so smart! And I'm only three. Look at me! Look at me! Look at meeeeeeee! Yes!

Angelica

[wears Sherlock Holmes clothes] What's the matter with you babies? Don't any of you want the honor of being my brother or sister?

Angelica

New law number elevendy: You will call me Queen Angelica, or your Royal Highestness, or Angelica the Great!

Angelica

[about the doll] All the baby action with none of the slop!

Angelica

I may look 3, but inside I'm ALL FOUR!

Angelica

Now the only thing you babies gotta to know is that Cynthia is the greatest crime fighter of all time... and, oh yeah, Cynthia is called Angelica!

Angelica

Merry Christmas, Babies!

Angelica

Get me out of here! Somebody help!

Didi

Oh, my, you have a terrible fever, honey!

Stu

What's wrong with Tommy?

Didi

It's a fever, Stu. He's burning up! I wonder how he came down with it so fast?

Angelica

It wasn't me.

Stu

I'll go call Dr. Schachter.

Didi

Poor little thing!

Angelica

Maybe Phil and Lil gave it to him, I know I didn't, did I?

Grandpa

Awe, you guys call that doc every time the little fellow's got a hiccup. Now in my day...

Drew

[Appearing as the star on Tommy's mobile] Pop, why don't you get the thermometer.

Grandpa

Thermometer? Why the boy's just got a chill! All you've gotta do is turn him upside down...

Drew

[cutting him off] Never mind. I'll get it.

Grandpa

Now just get some apple sauce and an old sock big enough for his head.

Stu

[annoyed] Pop.

Didi

Let him finish.

Grandpa

I was just saying, you turn him upside down and then feed him the apple sauce.

Stu

I remember that one, it was apple sauce everywhere.

Didi

Maybe we should try it.

Stu

We're not doing the apple sauce! It didn't work, then it doesn't work now. Anyway, the doctor said not to worry to just give him his baby drops and call in the morning.

Angelica

Maybe Chuckie came over and opened his window.

Drew

[now with the thermometer] Found it.

Grandpa

You kids just didn't have the stomach for the apple sauce cure.

Drew

Not the apple sauce cure.

Grandpa

Why we had to walk...

Drew

[bored] How many miles, Pop?

Grandpa

Fifteen miles to school for your information in the snow, with no shoes!

Stu

Come on, Champ, here we go.

Didi

It says here in Lipschitz to put a radio under his or her pillow.

Stu

Our radio's bigger than his pillow.

Angelica

I don't see what the big fuss is all about, he's just faking it.

Didi

Or it says we could sing him or her a lullaby! Do we know any?

Stu

We could make one up.

Didi

You think?

Didi

Oh, Betty, that was Mr. Fluffles, Tommy's favorite lamp. [Tommy cries] There, there sweetie.

Angelica

What happened? I was taking my nap and I heard a loud sound.

Didi

Oh, honey, one of the babies broke the lamp Uncle Stu made for Tommy.

Angelica

Awww, Mr. Fluffle-luffles?

Didi

I'm afraid so, honey.

Betty

You know, I saw a lamp just like that one at Baby World last week; let's call 'em and see if they still got any.

Didi

Great idea, Betty.

Stu

Come on, champ. Now, where to first, gang?

Angelica

I want to go on a ride, Uncle Stu.

Didi

Which ride, sweetheart?

Angelica

That one! That one!

Angelica

The Nause-O-Whirl!

Didi

Oh, I don't know, Stu. That looks way too scary for a little girl. Honey, don't you think it would be more fun to go on a ride like that one?

Angelica

I want to go on the Nause-O-Whirl! I want to go on the Nause-O-Whirl!

Grandpa

Let her go. Everybody's got to get scared stiff at some point in their lives. Might as well be when they're three years old.