Angelica quotes from Rugrats

What do you mean?

Getting old's fun!

Angelica

No, no, little Phil. Getting old is nothing but misery and woe.

Tommy

Wow. It's too bad you can't stay little like us.

Angelica

Yes. It's too bad I can't stay little like... Wait a minute, that's it!

Chuckie

Uh-oh!

Angelica

Hey, babies! Ready for a game of pin the tail on the diaper? [Chuckie hides the CD under the teddy bear] Hey, Chuckie, what do you got there?

Chuckie

Ah, nothing. We just playing one of the silly games.

Angelica

Hmm. Say, isn’t Spike out there.

What do you mean, Angelica?

Angelica

Oh, nothing. I just forgot it for a minute which of you was the favorite kid. But then it came to me. How silly of me; it's so obvious.

The favorite?

What're you talking about, Angelica?

Angelica

Every family has a favorite kid, right?

They do?

Angelica

Sure! Look at my family. I'm the favorite. And in Tommy's family, he's the favorite, and Chuckie's the favorite in his family, right?

But, Angelica, our family has two kids. [holds two fingers]

Angelica

That's right.

So, how can we both be the favorite?

Angelica

Well, you can't, of course. I guess what it comes down to is: your family's not big enough for the both of ya.

You mean...?

Angelica

Yep, one of you's the favorite and the other... is the reject.

Reject?!

Angelica

The favorite gets all the toys and the attention, and the reject, um... The reject has to live in the basement all by his-self.

But which one of us is the reject?

Angelica

That is the question, isn't it? Guess you'll just have to figure it out for yourselves.

Do you think Angelica was right about the favorite?

[shakes his head] Nah, she couldn't be. If Daddy or Mommy had a favorite, they'd be much nicer to him.

You're right. She'd be treated a lot better.

And Mommy and Daddy treat us both the same.

[picks up her ball] Right, exactly the same.

Angelica

More wind!

Chuckie

Here you go, Angelica.

Angelica

Thank you, Chuckie. This is the life.

Tommy

Angelica, can I have a turn?

Angelica

Look, if it were up to me, I'd let you sit in the chair but it's against the rules.

Hey, what are you doing here sister? I thought I told you to scram. [spots her cheese] Oh, num-num. [eats the cheese, and burps] I want you to get out, but you wouldn't listen. Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson.

Angelica

Get back get away from me!

You had your chance. Where do you think you're going sister?

Angelica

No, please! I'm you big sister!

[last words] Well, now you're num-num!

Angelica

No, no, no! [screams]

Drew

[turns the light on] Angelica! Angelica! Wake up! Wake up!

Angelica

[wakes up] DON'T EAT ME!!!! Where is he?! Where's the new baby?!

Drew

You were having a bad dream, honey. Everything's okay now.

Angelica

A bad dream!

Drew

That's right.

I'm not scared of you.

Angelica

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Angelica

Well, then you're making a big mistake, bucko. [launches another water balloon at Josh]

Chuckie

Hey, watch it, Angelica!

Angelica

Give up, cheese-brain?

Tell you what, I'll make ya a deal. We'll, split the babies 50/50.

Angelica

Mm. Who gets the heads?

No, I mean, you take two babies, and I'll take two babies. Couldn't be more fair than that.

Angelica

No way! I came here to get these babies, and I'm not leaving till' I get them all!

Oh, yeah?

Angelica

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Angelica

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Angelica

Yeah! [as she pushes Josh, causing him to scratch his arm on the edge of the sandbox]

[wails] Mommy, she pushed me! [wailing as he run away]

Angelica

And don't ever let me catch you picking on my babies again!

Angelica

[yawn] Hi, Daddy.

Drew

Hi, sweetie.

Angelica

Daddy, I'm sorry I was a bad girl.

Drew

Sweetie, I'm the one to be sorry. I shouldn't have tried to make you eat the broccoli. From now on, you can try the foods you're ready to try.

Angelica

Daddy, you're the greatest.

Drew

Nicely dye, princess.

I'm gonna miss Angelica after all.

Yeah, me too.

Charlotte

[enraged] Those ingrates! I gave MergeCorp the best years of my life and they've given the New York V.P. job to that weasel Jonathan! [rips phone cord from phone] There's no loyalty in this town, Drew!

Tommy

You like us! You really like us!

Angelica

Yuck! I was making it all up! Stop hugging me! Stop it! Stop it! Nothing's change! Cut it out!

Angelica

Ah! [It's a pizza delivery truck. She then goes back to the babies] Wait! I see something, something cheesy.

Is it between my toes?

Angelica

No, no. It's a...a pizza.

Pizza? [pushing Lil out of the way] Where?

Don't worry, Chuckie! I'm coming!

Stu

Yeah Chas, This place is great! I'm coming here every weekend!

Angelica

Oh, great.

Charlotte

The Woodbury school is very exclusive and, well [whispers to Angelica] let's just say not everybody gets to go here. Ah, here's room 4.

Angelica

But Mommy. Why do I have to go to school?

Hello.

Charlotte

Yeah, Lloyd. It's me again.

Chuckie

Who's Jack?

Angelica

He's the person that fixes car. Do I have to teach you everything.

Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?

Angelica

She thinks, um, we're all little... [Her parents signal to not say the bad word]

[angry] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: What does Miss Carol think of her kids?!

Angelica

She think we're all little...

Drew

Oh, no!

That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!

Angelica

But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!

[hysterically] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs maniacally] You're all little...

Angelica

See? See? She did say it!

Angelica

Hey, Aunt Didi, Aunt Betty! Wanna hear the song I'm singing for the fall festival parade?

Didi

Uh, thank you, Angelica, but we've heard it several times already!

Angelica

All right, I'll sing it again!

Angelica

Dil's not on TV! He trapped inside the compooper!

How'd he get in there?

Angelica

I bet Tommy knows, it was HIS fault!