[Angelica is looking at the kaleidoscope. Tommy is in the playpen and wants to look at it]
Ooh, it's so pretty.
Can I see?
Amazing.
Please?
Incredible.
That's not fair! I wanna see the kaleidoscope.
[to Tommy] Oh, you wanna see.
Uh-huh.
You really wanna see?
Uh-huh.
You really, really, really wanna see?
Uh-huh!
Oh. [handing Tommy the kaleidoscope] Okay. [as Tommy was about to reach for it, she then pulls it away] Oops, I forgot...it's not for babies!
[angrily argues with Drew] So, what you're saying is my inventions are junk!
Don't put words in my mouth. You're always putting words in my mouth.
[grabs Drew by the shirt] You never have one encouraging thing to say about any of my inventions!
Drew: [takes Stu's hands off his shirt and puts them between his pants] Okay, they're more fun than a root canal!
My inventions are great! (angrily taking the kaleidoscope away from Angelica) For example, take this piece of junk you bought.
Hey!
She could have bought a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Max kaleidoscope for the same price!
[furiously turns his back on Stu and angrily crosses his arms] Well, maybe she didn't want a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Fuzz-a-Whatever-it-is!
Didi: (begging) Please, you two!
He started it.
Did not!
Did too!
Did not!
[furiously covers Drew and Stu's mouths] ZIP IT, THE BOTH OF YA! (The argument does end, and Angelica takes the kaleidoscope back from Stu.) Always fightin' ever since you were babies!
You mean Daddy and Uncle Stu used to fight when they were babies?
Fight?! Heh... [uncovers Drew and Stu's mouths] They made their civil war look like a dang squirrel hunt.
What do you mean, Pop?
[crosses his arms] We never fought.
Are you kiddin' me? Them two were always going at it. Why, I remember one time when Stu was about, well, Tommy's age, not even old enough to talk. Yes, sir. I remember it just like it was yesterday.
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