And if you don't stop goofing off and clean up this graffiti NOW, I’M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
MRMordecai & Rigby
Huh...??
Do you have anything to say for yourselves?
MordecaiUgh, I don't remember anything...
Me and Fives were practicing for a pie-eating contest when you two dweebs came in speaking Spanish or something. [chows down pie]
Then you drank that green stuff.
Mordecai
AUGH!! I can't believe you made me drink your lame drink!
Better get started, or it's coming out of your paycheck.
Mordecai, Rigby, get downstairs right now and clean up the mess you made, or I'm gonna fire....
[into the smarter world]
[Benson, Pops and Skips are now ape-like neanderthals speaking nonsensical gibberish]
Mordecai
Oh no! We've become so smart they're stupid to us!
[in the real world]
Mordecai
Quarum hie vitio morianis!
MORIANIS!!? Morianis vestris incipi(v)it rem TOTAM!!
Mordecai
Et harum facere dabere ire stultum!
If you haven't made fun of me so much, none of this would've happened.
Mordecai
Whatever. You can't even get your diploma, because we're so smart. So, what's the point?
You're right. There is no point.
Mordecai
Huh?
What's the point of being so smart, if you can't even under- (off-screen) -stand anyone? (on-screen) We have to get stupid again.
Mordecai
How?
Mordecai
The fridge! (Mordecai and Rigby float to the fridge.)
(Scene then shows Muscle Man and High-Fives in a different way too while Muscle Man is eating.) (Rigby opened the fridge.)
Mordecai
Pour me some.
Mordecai
Sorry, guys.
Mordecai
We didn't mean to ruin your good time.
No, no! I don't wanna hear it. Hey, I don't know what was on that tape or why those guys were after it, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. (Turns red) YOU'VE RUINED KARAOKE NIGHT!!!!!!
(Benson and the gang donut-straight outta here, leaving them both Mordecai and Rigby behind)
Mordecai
Yeah, uh– I know, that's why we tried to... apologize... to you. Man, karaoke sucks.
Man, Skips is on fire tonight! Another perfect game!
Mordecai
We're going to the championship, baby!
MMan
You guys wouldn't be so great if it wasn't for Skips.
Mordecai
Well, we can't help that he's just plain awesome, right, Skips?
Hey, that's just how I roll.
MRMordecai, Rigby and Benson
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
There she is, guys. Isn't she a beaut?
So who are we up against?
Mordecai
Some team called the Magical Elements.
The Magical Elements. Hm, hm, more like the Magical Loserments.
What did you say about us?
[Mordecai drives to the Halloween Wizard's house; walks to the door; bangs handle against the door]
Mordecai
Hello? Look, I don't know what you're doing to my friend, but please, just stop! He's sorry for egging your house, okay? So, are we cool? [Mordecai walks to the window; peeks into it; a cat pops up, scaring Mordecai, Mordecai pants]
[on the walkie talkie] Mordecai. [Mordecai gasps] Mordecai, come in.
Mordecai
Yeah, yeah, what's up, Skips?
[on the walkie talkie] You gotta get back to the house, quick!
Mordecai
Sure, be right there.
[Mordecai runs to the cart; The Halloween Wizard grabs his cat out of his window]
Mordecai
Did you guys see that?!
What are we gonna do then?!
Mordecai
What, what is it?
[A loud knock is heard at the door, someone quietly opens it and a skinless Muscle Man is shown to be the knocker]
I told you I was ripped... [falls forward and dies]
SMSkips/Mordecai/Hi Five Ghost
AHHH! [telephone rings] AHHH!
[Hi Five Ghost runs to answer it]
[last words] No, Fives, WAIT!
Goodbye! [sucks Hi Five Ghost into the phone and squirts him out as a liquid all over Skips and Mordecai, as Benson vomits his gumballs]
[last words] Worst phone call ever.
[Mordecai and Skips are covered in liquid and Mordecai is pushed against the bookshelf by the Halloween Wizard and is knock unconscious. Benson and Pops scream in terror and hide in rooms while Skips tries punching the Halloween Wizard but the Halloween Wizard trips him]
If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!
[Halloween Wizard throws Skips into the chimney, and fire goes up the chimney and burns Skips as fire goes to the top of the house and Rigby screams, Halloween Wizard runs into the bathroom, opens the shower curtain, and sees Benson]
[Benson screams. Him and his nun chucks are flushed down the toilet, causing his gumballs to rise]
[in bedroom] Show yourself... Bad show, very bad show! [door opens] AHHH!
[Pops fires sling-shot, but it hits the wall, Pops gets thrown into a closet and disappears]
What's happening? Hello, is anybody there? Can anyone hear me?
Mordecai
[wakes up] Rigby?
Mordecai
Don't worry, Rigby, I'm here. I won't anything happen to you.
[An invisible force comes and chops Mordecai's head off and his head falls to the ground]
Mordecai
[last words] Huh, so this is what it feels like to be as tall as Rigby.
[Mordecai gags and dies]
Mordecai? Mordecai? I'm sorry, okay?! I shouldn't have egged your house; do you hear me?! I'm sorry!
[The Halloween Wizard goes to Rigby and laughs]
Well then, what are you waiting for?! Do it! Do it already!
[The wizard uncovers a case and laughs maniacally while Rigby screams and eggs are thrown at him]
What?! You turned me into a house and killed all of my friends just to throw eggs at me?! THAT'S IT?!
[Points up; zooms out to reveal a big egg coming down on Rigby, then Rigby screams as the egg collapses and he melts]
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