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S1 E15

Regular Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Mordecai and Rigby in “Unfinished Business”

In closing, your theories had failed to prove that you're smarter – for your brain is no bigger than a WALNUT.

(WALNUT) CRAK!!

Very funny Mordecai, but your paper is fundamentally flawed because your brain is made up of 99% CANINE BUTT CHEEKS.

(BUTT CHEEKS) FWOO-CRAK!!

There is still one irrefutable truth. You don't have a high school diploma! So I'm smarter than you! You IMBECILE!!

(IMBECILE) FWOOSH-KLAK!!

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