MordecaiMan, we're running out of options here. Let's see.
[The song starts playing]
Mordecai
[gets annoyed] Dude, turn it off, I'm trying to think. Dude, stop playing the tape we've already tried- [turns and gasps]
[Rigby is floating with a purple beam with white scribbles and small neon green stars coming out of his mouth and pupils dilated. He suddenly goes back to normal and the song stops playing]
Mordecai
[covers Rigby's mouth] Dude, what's wrong with you?!
I don't… [floats again, goes back to normal each time] …know! I can't… control it! [floats again]
Mordecai
We gotta find Skips.
[Cut to Rigby's mind whilst sleeping. The background is empty]
DRDream Rigby
Hello? [walks] Hello?
[Large speaker emerges from ground playing the song. Rigby runs and another speaker emerges]
DRDream Rigby
Get out, get out! [screams, digs into his ear and pulls out the cassette and throws it far away. He laughs victoriously but suddenly, a giant shadow emerges and runs towards Rigby]
[wakes up] The song. It's gone! [runs to Mordecai who is asleep.] Mordecai! Mordecai!
Mordecai
Huh? What's up?
The song's not in my head anymore!
Mordecai
That's awesome, dude. Now we never have to hear that dumb song again.
(Seeing the Summertime Song as a a physical form, taking the form of a music tape with arms and legs with big, red sunglasses)
Mordecai
...What the heck is that?
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Mordecai
I think the song must've left your head and manifested itself into a physical form.
Well, does it have an "off" switch?
Mordecai
I dunno!
Hey, dancing song dude! Knock it off! Dude, quit it! Seriously, man! I'm sick of this song!
[Casette drums on Rigby's head]
Get off! [tackles the cassette and goes right through it] Oh my gosh, it's a ghost tape! [jumps into Mordecai's arms]
Mordecai
Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost. It's just music. You can't touch music. But music can touch you.
Oh, barf. How do we get rid of it?
Mordecai
I don't know. If we just ignore it, it'll probably just go away.
[Montage of Mordecai and Rigby doing everyday activities like trying to eat cereals, trying to watch TV, mowing lawn and tenting customer at the snack bar with the cassette dancing around them. The man sees a dancing cassette and runs away. The cassette dances around on top of stairs while everybody tries to have a park meeting. Everyone, especially Benson, gets annoyed, Benson covers his ears, ragefully growls as he turns red in anger, angrily lets out an agonized scream with his bloodshot eyes, furiously throws his clipboard at the cassette, lividly huffs and leaves in annoyance as the others walk away extremely irritated. Cut to Mordecai and Rigby. Unable to stand anymore of this song, the duo are seen going into a room and locking it.]
Mordecai
Dude, that's it. We gotta do something about this.
What can we do? He's unstoppable!
Mordecai
We gotta fight fire with fire.
Dude, hello? Fire's just gonna go right through him.
Mordecai
No, dude. We gotta battle him with our own song.
Mordecai
We're gonna write the cheesiest, most repetitive, catchiest song ever, and then we'll see how he likes it.
[snaps his finger] Aw, snap!
Mordecai
And that's the perfect title!
[Cassette comes running down the hall then walks through the wall as Rigby jumps into Mordecai's arms]
Mordecai
Come on!
MRMordecai and Rigby
[exit the room, and they run into Pops] Pops!
Mordecai
We need you to distract the "Summertime" Song.
[covers his ears] But I can't stand that song!
Mordecai
I know. We're gonna get rid of it for good. But we need you to buy us some time, so just go dance with him and pretend like you're having fun.
Mordecai
Thanks, Pops.
But I'm not going to use my best dance moves!
[The cassette walks up to Pops and starts dancing with him]
Mordecai
Hey Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember? [Muscle Man breaks down]
NO! Crying's for ladies, LIKE YOU!! I don't cry!!
[cut to a crying nude Muscle Man in the shower, with Mordecai and Rigby knocking outside his caravan]
Dude, he's been in there for hours!
Mordecai
Muscle Man! Muscle Man! [looks inside] Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?
NO!! IT'S... IT'S JUST THE SOUND OF THE WATER HITTING THE DRAIN!!
Mordecai
Dude, what's wrong with him?
[appears] His girlfriend Starla dumped him last night.
What?! Muscle Man had a girlfriend? I wonder who had more junk in the trunk.
Mordecai
Muscle Man, just come out! We can talk about it if you want.
NO!!! I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS WITH ANYONE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Of course all this trash would still be here. Why do I even try? [spots Rigby] Hey! Hey!! Get over here right now!
[...]
Benson! Hey man, I need you—
[covers Rigby's mouth] No. Stop. Don't say anything. What is this? You guys expect me to let this slide?
No—yes—I dunno. Look, I just need you—
Ugh, what you need? Well, I need is for you to start cleaning up right now or you're FIRED!!
Okay, okay! I'm doin' it! But can you just say my name three— [sees Mordecai behind the tree]
What? Say your name? [Mordecai holds his fist] Why do you want me to say your name? [looks behind] What? What're you looking at?
[Mordecai runs off]
Is that Mordecai? Mordecai!! Mordecai, get over here this second or you're fired! [canned by Rigby] What the heck, Rigby?! What's the matter with you?? [Rigby smiles realizing Benson just said his name, cans him again] AHH!! RIGBY!! [Rigby trashs him. Instead of saying his name one more time though, Benson screams] AUGHH!! [Drops to the ground and pounds it several times with his fists] GAAAHHHHH!!! RAAAAAHHHUH!!! [he furiously throws the trash can up high into the ground and angrily long kicks it] RAAAGGHHHHH!!!
JUST SAY MY NAME ONE MORE TIME!!! [looks up beside Mordecai]
Mordecai
Hmhm. Hm. [PUNCH!!]
Yoo-hoo! Mordecai! Rigby!
BBoth
Hey, Pops! Hey, Skips!
You think you want some chips with that cheese?
Oh, yeah, I guess we overdid it with the cheese, huh? HYAH!! (SPLAT!!)
[all laugh]
Are you supposed to be working at the snack bar today?
Do us a solid and cover for us?
You shouldn't abuse the power of the solid. Bad things will happen.
Mordecai
Can you at least pretend you didn't see us?
Okay, but you owe me a solid. [drives off]
We should probably get outta here.
Mordecai
Do me a solid and buy me a cup of coffee?
ZSZombie Slayer
Baby, you let yourself go real bad.
[She groans; Mordecai grabs Rigby's shoulder which makes Rigby yell, jumps into Mordecai's arms and knock over the projector, causing the film to stop; the crowd boos]
Dude, why did you do that?
Mordecai
I didn't know you'd freak out that bad.
MMan
Hey I want my money back!
[Others agree and Benson, who's in the crowd, turns around to see Mordecai and Rigby]
Mordecai
Come on, come on!
[They put the projector back on the box, Rigby blows on the tape then accidentally spits on it]
Mordecai
Aw, why did you spit on it?
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[Rigby puts it in the projector the wrong way and it doesn't work]
Mordecai
Dude, why isn't it working?
[Slamming his chair against the ground in frustration] Fix it! FIX IT! FIX IT!
[Rigby gets on the projector and shakes it; it causes rays to go out and into the ground while one of which hits a guy]
[A zombie is seen awakening, and Mordecai takes the tape out]
Mordecai
Aw dude, you put it in backwards!
[Mordecai puts it in the projector the right way]
Mordecai
There.
[The movie continues playing, the crowd cheers and Benson goes back to watching the movie]
Hmph, hmph. Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.
I knew it. I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I KNEW it.
Mordecai
Wait, listen, Benson...
No! You guys are FIRED! That's it.
No! I told you guys, but you DIDN'T wanna listen!
Mordecai
Come on, Pops. You gotta help us.
I cannot tell a lie. Benson, it was all my fault.
I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own, and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me. I'm sorry.
Mordecai
Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...
Plus look, Pops' back is all better.
... This is your last warning.
NONight Owl
How does it feel to be part of the final four?
Mordecai
Awesome!
NONight Owl
Mmhm. And how did you make it this far?
NONight Owl
[chuckles] Fantastic. So, what're gonna do with the car?
NONight Owl
Hmm, that's funny. Because that's not what Mordecai said.
NONight Owl
Well, that he was gonna take the car for himself.
NONight Owl
Yeah. That's what Muscle Man said.
Mordecai
I knew it!
Mordecai
Well, we did it.
Guess all that's left to do now is step down and get the car.
Well, I'll meet you guys down there. I gotta take down the tent first.
Mordecai
[pushes Muscle Man aside] No, no — we'll take care of the tent. You should go first.
[grabs Mordecai by his hooded jacket cuff] I'm not stepping off this thing until you three step off it first.
Mordecai
[getting angry] What's that supposed to mean?
It means I know what you're up to!
Mordecai
[angrily jabs Muscle Man by the chest] You know what I'M up to!? I know what YOU'RE up to! [furiously jabs his hand] Step one: working with you is a huge mistake, [furiously jabs his hand] and step two: [points to the outside of text] get off this billboard, you smell like barf!
[They get in a big ball violence]
NONight Owl
And now a little insurance to make sure this little competition doesn't end too early... [evilly laughs]
[Scene showing Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man frozen & now showing the W.H.O.Z. Billboard as the days went on, and the years went by]
Year 4224...
[Scene showing an a museum of The Night Owl & now showing the tank running out of liquid nitrogen & now showing a scene to Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man in the melting ice]
Mordecai
[enraged] You smell like BARF! [angrily punches Muscle Man in the testicles]
[gasps and holds his testicles] Huh?
MRMordecai, Rigby and Hi-Five Ghost
[gasping in horror]
GET OFF THIS BILLBOARD, BARF SACK!
DON'T CALL ME A BARF SACK!
[Rigby, Hi-Five Ghost and Muscle Man result in a big ball violence]
Mordecai
[breaks up a fight between them] STOP! STOP! Something's not right! [opens the tent & all of them are shocked] Oh, my... [his pupil shrinks in horror]
How long have we been up here?
Mordecai
Dude, I think we're in the future.
Aww, this is all your fault!
Mordecai
Me?! [angrily grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] You were the one who was tryin' to get the car for yourself! [lets go of Muscle Man's shirt] Yeah, that's right, The Night Owl told me what you said!
Mordecai
[points at him and jabs him in the chest] That you were gonna trick us so you could get the car for yourself!
Get your hand out of my face! [slaps away Mordecai's hand] [crosses his arms] I never said that! That's what Rigby said!
That's what The Night Owl told Me!
But The Night Owl told me that's what Hi-Five Ghost said!
Mordecai
Wait a minute, guys. I think The Night Owl tricked us.
Yeah, I think you're right, bro.
SGSecurity Guard
[blinds them with flashlight] Hey! Hey you! What are you doing up in the exhibit? [gasps] You're the contestants! [presses an emergency button & talks on walkie-talkie] Contestants are unfrozen! I repeat unfrozen! Requesting backup immediately!
[More liquid nitrogen is coming from the display case's ceiling]
Mordecai
[shakes with horror] That's not good! We gotta get outta here! [points to the car] Muscle Man, can you start that car?
Yeah. Let's blow this popsicle stand!
Mordecai
GO! GO! GO!
[They used a fast percussion sound effect made from tightly edited wooden or leather taps combined with scraped rubber textures to mimic frantic slipping before a sudden dash]
[slides down the stairs] WHOO! WHOO!
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