Death quotes from Regular Show

Man, Skips is on fire tonight! Another perfect game!

We're going to the championship, baby!

MMan

You guys wouldn't be so great if it wasn't for Skips.

Well, we can't help that he's just plain awesome, right, Skips?

Skips

Hey, that's just how I roll.

MRMordecai, Rigby and Benson

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

There she is, guys. Isn't she a beaut?

I want that beaut.

So who are we up against?

Some team called the Magical Elements.

The Magical Elements. Hm, hm, more like the Magical Loserments.

Death

What did you say about us?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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MMarty

[to Death as he is about to leave] Hey loser! Here's your complimentary shirt, you loser! [holds up a T-shirt that says "I GOT DOGGED AT THE HOT BUNS DOGGERY" while laughing mockingly]

Death

[to Marty; threateningly] You better enjoy the next few days, 'cause your deadline just got moved up, BIG TIME! [leaves on his motorcycle as the back tire splashes mud onto the countertop, Marty, and the shirt he's holding]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[after Muscle Man proposed to Starla and start kissing]

Wait, so Muscle Man was fine this whole time?

I'm as healthy as can be.

Then what was all the stuff with Dr. Henry?

I just had to make sure I was fit enough to keep up with this she-lion. Thanks a ton, you guys, for helping me finish my bucket list.

[enraged] "Thanks?!" I BLEW TWELVE GRAND ON YOU TODAY!

Hi-Five Ghost

Do you even know what you put us through?!

Yeah, Muscle Man! We all thought you were gonna die!

What are you talking about, bro?

You had an appointment with Death!

You had to get your papers in order?!

My toilet papers. I had to fold 'em into little triangles so my place would look nice for the after-party.

Death

[enters] And I'm only here to deliver his aunt's ring from the underworld.

Not cool, Muscle Man.

Oh, come on! This is textbook engagement story. You shed your bachelor self before you get married and be a husband. All that death stuff was a metaphor.

[grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] "I LEAVE THIS WORLD TONIGHT" IS NOT A METAPHOR!!

Ohhh. Oh, I see what you're saying. Sorry about that.

Next time you die, you're on your own!

[Everyone leaves disgusted, save for Benson]

[sternly] You owe me $12,000. [leaves]